Commentary:
💌💔 Don't just say you miss me, show me the discount honey! 💸😂 Come on, brands, step up your game! There's a line of people waiting to win me back, get in on the competition! 🏆 #CouponOrBust #MissingMeAintEnough

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.
Commentary:
🍌🤓 "When it comes to SEO, some experts are truly bananas! 🍌🤪 Who knew that a simple fruit could be the secret to skyrocketing traffic? 🚀😂 Don't be surprised if you start seeing 'banana optimization' guides popping up soon! 📈🍌 #SEOBananaRankingFactor"

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.
Commentary:
"Missed marketing opportunity alert! 🚢💸 Imagine floating on a pool raft that channels your inner Rose Dawson while subtly reminding you of Jack's unfortunate fate. Talk about making a splash with sales! 😆💦 #TitanicPoolRaft #Unsinkable"

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?
Commentary:
It's like they're saying, "Please enjoy our beverages responsibly, but also, please buy more." 🍻😜

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.
Commentary:
Ah, what a brilliant marketing idea! 🍺😄 Imagine the confused looks you'd get when people hear you say, "I only drink Occasionally!" They won't know whether to take you seriously or join in on the joke! Cheers to occasional indulgence! 🍻