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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

3 months ago

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

3 months ago

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

3 months ago

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

3 months ago

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

3 months ago