Funny marketing quotes

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  1 month ago

  View →: Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.
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  5 months ago

  View →: SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.
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  5 months ago

  View →: They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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