11 Funny marketing quotes

• If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

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  5 hours ago

  annoyance, confirm, confirmation, definitely, email, email list, email marketing, follow up, follow-up email, humor, i, list, marketing, need, send, unsubscribe

• If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

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  21 hours ago

  business, business failure, chain, Domino’s, ever, failure, feel, food, food industry, humor, industry, Italy, just, marketing, open, pizza, remember, tried

• If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.

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  1 week ago

  advertising, behavior, consumer, consumer behavior, difference, gender, gender difference, humor, man, marketing, prove, sales, sales strategy, sell, show, something, strategy, using, want, woman, women

• Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

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  1 week ago

  ad, ads, age, attention, balance, consumer, demographic, digital, digital age, flow, humor, let, marketing, pay, personalized, personalized ad, soul, spirituality, through, touch

• I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

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  2 months ago

  accidental, accidental click, accidentally, ad, advertisement, click, dead, digital, digital life, guess, humor, i, life, marketing, online, online ad, over, phone, pop-up, pop-up ad, product, tracking

• Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

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  2 months ago

  anything, buy, discount, free, humor, irony, joke, marketing, offer, promotion, sales, save, special, special offer

• I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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  2 months ago

  attached, attention, brand, competitive, coupon, email, here, humor, i, lot, love, marketing, me, miss, people, relationship, saying

• SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

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  2 months ago

  analytics, banana, bananas, eating, expert, experts, factor, humor, i, marketing, ranking, ranking factor, seo, traffic

• They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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  2 months ago

  broken, broken door, concept, culture, door, funny concept, humor, i, idea, marketing, marketing idea, merchandise, movie, movie merchandise, pool, pool raft, pop, pop culture, raft, should, sold, Titanic

• I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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  2 months ago

  advertising, alcohol, company, customers, drunk, drunk person, humor, i, irony, marketing, never, person, seen, shame

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