183 Funny memory quotes

• If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

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  2 weeks ago

  addiction, caffeine, coffee, humor, imagine, just, loss, memory, much, short-term, short-term memory loss, too

• Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

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  2 weeks ago

  childhood, everyone, forgetfulness, humor, landline, memory, nostalgia, number, password, people, phone, phone number, recall, shoutout, technology, yesterday

• Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

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  2 weeks ago

  achievement, ago, amount, brag, bragging, cooking, five, humor, i, measurement, memory, once, pasta, right, time

• Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

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  4 weeks ago

  animal, animal chase, chase, chased, chicken, childhood, complete, dog, even, funny memory, goat, memory, worse

• The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

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  4 weeks ago

  best, failing, forgetfulness, gift, having, humor, memory, open, present, presents, self-gift, surprise, time, wrap, yourself

• I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

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  4 weeks ago

  40s, age, before, birthday, confusion, forty, humor, i, know, memory, remember

• I remember sex. That was cool.

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  1 month ago

  cool, humor, i, memory, nostalgia, remember, sex

• Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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  1 month ago

  allowed, asking, authority, bathroom, believe, childhood, hell, i, life, memory, permission, school, sometimes, spent, teacher, told

• When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

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  1 month ago

  advice, ask, help, helpful, humor, i, last, losing, memory, put, question, questions, search, someone, something, where

• If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

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  1 month ago

  alcohol, anger, angry, ban, drunk, father, hunger, hungry, lot, memory, ones, people, stoned, weed

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