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Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

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I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

Seen just now on Slack:

Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

Live now on Threads:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

Spotted on Pinterest:

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

Broadcasted on Discord:

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Reported on Reddit:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Just shared via Instagram:

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

Just landed via Instagram:

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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137 Funny memory quotes

Funny memory quotes bring a humorous twist to those moments we all try to forget—or hilariously overemphasize! 🧠😂 From the quirks of forgetting where you put your keys to the joy of laughing at past mishaps, these quotes offer a light-hearted take on our most memorable moments. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the funny side of our forgetful lives! 😄📸

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Share →: I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

Commentary:
Lost in nostalgia traffic again! Guess I should have brought a GPS! 🗺️😂
24 minutes ago
Share →: My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

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The struggle was real! Back in the day, we had to worry about one ringy dingy and not battery percentage! ☎️💸📞
2 days ago
Share →: Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

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Adulting: where your bills and devices both remind you you’re out of memory! 📱🧾🤦‍♂️
6 days ago
Share →: The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

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Waking up feeling like a detective piecing together last night's dreams! 🕵️‍♂️💤🧩
1 week ago
Share →: They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Commentary:
Looks like the yard's out of milkshake flavor! 🍦🚫🌿
1 week ago
Share →: Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

Commentary:
Ah, yes, back in the day when "logging on" meant a five-minute escapade and floppy disks were the height of mobile storage! 🖥️💾😂
1 week ago
Share →: “Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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When your phone has better FOMO than you do! 📱😂🎥
1 week ago
Share →: One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

Commentary:
Sounds like you're playing "Guess Who?" in real life! 🤔🙉💭
2 weeks ago
Share →: Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

Commentary:
Who needs a cat's nine lives when you've got childhood antics keeping you on your toes! 🤸‍♂️😅🧁
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

Commentary:
Guess we're all living in the sequel that never got made! 🌍😄☀️

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Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Spotted on WeChat:

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

Spotted on Messenger:

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

Trending via Facebook:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Seen just now on Slack:

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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