164 Funny misunderstanding quotes

• Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

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• My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

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• When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

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• I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

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• I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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• Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

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• Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

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• Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

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• A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

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• My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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