150 Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes capture the best of cinematic humor and memorable lines! 🎬😂 From iconic one-liners to hilarious scenes, these quotes bring the comedy of our favorite films into everyday life. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the unforgettable moments that make movies so entertaining! 😄🍿

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Protecting the tech like it’s their star-studded destiny 🌌🚀🔒

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

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Sounds like the perfect recipe for self-care: emotional unloading, napping, and carbs! 🍕😴🎬

Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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Playing "Who's that?" with Tom Cruise is like asking "Is water wet?" 🤔🎬

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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Move over, Titanic! Batman Forever is the true love story 😂🌹🦇

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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Who knew LEGO could get all shook up? 😂🕺🧱

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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When "Netflix and chill" turns into "close pop-ups and pray" 😂🍿📺

It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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If that doesn't say we're living in a weird timeline, I don't know what does! 🦖😂🎬

Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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Remembering when "Be kind, rewind" was the biggest stress in life 🎥🍿😂

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

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When Netflix's algorithm is 100% sure I need "A Documentary on Ant Farming" instead of the blockbuster I actually searched for! 📽️🐜🍿

“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

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Plot twist: my 5-year plan is to finally decide which toppings to get on my popcorn 🍿😂

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