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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Jan 30, 2026

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Jan 30, 2026

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

Jan 30, 2026

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Jan 30, 2026

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Jan 30, 2026

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Jan 30, 2026

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Jan 30, 2026

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

Jan 30, 2026

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Jan 29, 2026

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Jan 29, 2026

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Jan 29, 2026

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Jan 29, 2026

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

Jan 29, 2026

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Jan 29, 2026

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Jan 29, 2026

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Jan 29, 2026

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Jan 29, 2026

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Jan 29, 2026

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Jan 29, 2026

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

Jan 29, 2026

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Jan 28, 2026

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Jan 28, 2026

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

Jan 28, 2026

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Jan 28, 2026

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Jan 28, 2026

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

Jan 28, 2026

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Jan 28, 2026

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Jan 23, 2026

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

Jan 23, 2026

Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

Jan 23, 2026

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Jan 23, 2026

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

Jan 23, 2026

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Jan 23, 2026

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

Jan 23, 2026

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Jan 23, 2026

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

Jan 22, 2026

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

Jan 22, 2026

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Jan 22, 2026

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Jan 22, 2026

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Jan 22, 2026