116 Funny myself quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs drugs when you have a good book high? 📚💊 Just remember, reading may cause a permanent addiction to imagination and knowledge! 😄 #BookwormLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

  Commentary:
  Well, if you're having conversations with yourself and both of you are in agreement that you're not toxic, then congratulations! 🎉 Seems like a healthy dose of self-awareness and self-affirmation going on there. Keep up the good vibes and steer clear of the toxicity! ✨😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

  Commentary:
  "Flexing those thug life vibes while sipping on chamomile tea and chilling with a heating pad – truly a gangsta lifestyle choice! 💪🍵🔥 Who says you can't be hardcore and cozy at the same time? 😂 #GangstaGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: my worst enemy is actually my own reflection. 🤷‍♂️🤣 #SelfHateGameStrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the art of self-deception meets the science of emotional manipulation 🎭😅. Just a casual internal game of "Guess Who's the Happy One Today?" starring none other than yourself, the ultimate master of disguise 👀🤹‍♂️. Remember, if at first you don't succeed, gaslight, gaslight again! 😜🔦 #WhosInChargeHere

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Here's a lighthearted response for you: 👶 "I like to think of myself as a 'long child' – adulting with a side of silliness and a dash of playfulness! Who says growing up has to be boring?" 😄🍼

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

  Commentary:
  📱☀️ When your phone is dryer than the Sahara desert, you start looking to your weather app for some interaction! Who needs notifications when you've got a chance of showers to keep you entertained? 🤣 #DialingForClouds

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

  Commentary:
  Oh, that familiar holiday shopping experience 🛍️🎄 Who can resist treating themselves during the season of giving? 💁‍♀️ After all, it's important to spread the Christmas cheer… both to others and ourselves! 🎁✨ #SelfGiftGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

  Commentary:
  "Peeling back the layers of the human experience is like unearthing an onion… only to discover a world of anxiety hiding within! 🧅😅 Just remember, even the most anxious onions have their own unique flavor to add to the potpourri of life! 🌟 #OnionLayersOfEmotions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

  Commentary:
  Riding solo like a music DJ on wheels! 🎧🚴‍♂️ Who needs a DJ when you can be your own personal playlist curator? No complaints, just endless bops on repeat. 🎶😄

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