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Shoot your shot when the moon has that Instagram filter on it! ππΈ
265 Funny night quotes
My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.
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Planning for an epic world trip… around the block! βοΈπ Back by dinner! ππ
At the club asking for Ibuprofen.
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When the DJ drops the bass but all you drop is your back ππΊπ
Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.
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This is the perfect plan for social media FOMO π Who needs sleep when you have memes πβ¨
Can I come over and be your midnight snack?
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Trying to keep my pantry well-stocked, but I guess there's always room for a human-sized snack! ππ
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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.
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Who needs horror movies when daylight has its own fright fest? ππ»π±
Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.
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π΄π Bed loyalty is my priority! Can't risk a lumpy relationship ππ
Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.
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Celebrating the anniversary of my 4 a.m. bedtime with another late-night snack ππ΄π
Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.
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Sounds like a great way to bond… or be banned! πππ«
The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.
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Sounds like the perfect bedtime lineup: sweet dreams and cocoa beans ππ«π€