156 Funny something quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

  Commentary:
  🤓📚 Did you know that according to a recent study, reading this very text made people feel like knowledgeable geniuses? Who would've thought a few words could make us feel so smart? 😂🧠 Just taking in some useful knowledge one emoji at a time!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

  Commentary:
  "Insomnia: when your brain decides to throw a party at 3 AM, but the rest of you isn't invited 🌙😴 #SleepStruggles #NightOwlLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, Wham was not concerned about proper sleep etiquette or the importance of a good night's rest! 😴🚫 But hey, at least they had us all singing along with infectious energy! 💃🎶 #MorningGroove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the symphony of kitchen mishaps! 🎶 Closing the cupboard door only to hear the crash of a falling item – a subtle reminder that sometimes life's problems are just waiting to surprise you like an unexpected guest. 😂 It's like a game of culinary Jenga in there! 🏗️ #CupboardChronicles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

  Commentary:
  "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang! 🔄💕 Just make sure it doesn't hit you on the way back… 😉 #LoveLikeABoomerang"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the universal call for help – a modern-day SOS! 🆘 If you've got the inside scoop on anything under the sun, don't keep it to yourself! 🌞 Let's share the knowledge and make the world a slightly less perplexing place together! 🌍💬"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the horror! 😱 Parents actually had to use both hands to hold their babies before the invention of smartphones? Must've been a real arm workout for them! 💪👶 #ParentingInprehistoricTimes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe it's the whole 'never invites you in for a cup of tea' vibe he's got going on 🧛‍♂️. I mean, it's hard to trust someone whose favorite color is blood red, am I right? 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

  Commentary:
  "Self-checkouts are like a mini adventure – scanning, bagging, and hoping that bonus item sneaks through without the machine noticing! 🤣🛒 #StealthyShopper #ScanAndDash"

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