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Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.
Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?
Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.
You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.
Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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1 month ago
Share →: Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Commentary:
"Finally, a problem I can check off the list! 😂👍 #StressFree"
2 months ago
Share →: I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic dilemma of wanting serenity but being stuck with a chatty brain 🧠💬. It's like trying to negotiate a peace treaty between your eyelids and your thoughts! 😅 Maybe your brain just needs a lullaby or a good pun to finally shut up and let you catch some Z's. 😴✨
2 months ago
Share →: Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy serums and creams when you've got a propeller cap to defy aging? 💁‍♂️⚾️ Keep spinning through life and let your youthful spirit shine! ✨ #AgelessBeautySecrets"
2 months ago
Share →: “Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: leg bouncing or primal screaming? 🦵😱 Let's choose wisely, shall we? 🤔"
2 months ago
Share →: “Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Commentary:
"Who needs textbooks when you have besties for historical drama lessons? 📚👯‍♀️ Let's root for a friendship as epic as their saga! 💁‍♀️💫 #BestieGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

Commentary:
"Attention all downfall-prayers, please kindly redirect your energies elsewhere. I'm fully booked dealing with my own chaos at the moment. Thank you for your cooperation! 🙏🚫😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Commentary:
"Who needs self-reflection when you can have a scapegoat instead 🤷‍♂️🎯 #BlameGameStrong"
3 months ago
Share →: My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Parenting Skills 101 now includes mastering the art of speaking 'tween'! 🚨👩‍🏫 Turns out, being 'lit yo' isn't as easy as it sounds! 🔥😂 Watch out, world – the sus and cringe police are on duty! 🕵️‍♂️🚫 Life as a parent just got extra spicy! 🌶️👪 #ParentingAdvent
3 months ago
Share →: Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have notifications? 😂📱 Keep refreshing, darling, maybe this time someone other than the spam bots will show you some affection! 💔 #PhoneAddict"
3 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Commentary:
"When your inner drunk advisor gives you advice, you know it's time to pour another drink 🥃🤔 #CheersToQuestionableWisdom"

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