105 Funny stop quotes

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025