140 Funny stop quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

  Commentary:
  Someone's been chewing on idioms instead of their veggies! 😂🌿🥦

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's time for some… 'adulting' 🤣🧹🛏️"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

  Commentary:
  "Zero likes? That's just me having a private conversation with my biggest fan! 🤣🗣️ #SelfieSupport"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

  Commentary:
  "At this rate, even my popcorn is running out of gas! 🍿😅 #TooFastTooFurious"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you fake cakes, upgrade to a bundt with real company! 😂🍰🙌"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

  Commentary:
  "Why yes, I'll take the role of 'friend you forgot you had' 😂📞 #ForgottenGem"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Now You See Me, Now You Don't' technique! 😂👻 #UnfollowRoutine"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

  Commentary:
  "When 'team bonding' turns into an unscheduled ‘coffee break championship’! ☕🏆🤣 #Priorities"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

  Commentary:
  🎸🕺 "If living in the past means better tunes, then crank up the time machine and pass me a cassette tape! 🎶😂 #VintageVibes"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

  Commentary:
  "Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'"

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