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Funny teens quotes

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
"What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?" I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Teens don't know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025