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Funny teens quotes bring out the hilarious side of growing up 😄✨ From awkward moments to epic fails, these witty sayings capture the rollercoaster of teenage life 🎢😂 Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even share a few with your squad 🤳🔥 Because who doesn’t love a good giggle about the wild ride called adolescence? 🎉💬

New funny teens quotes 👇

7 days ago
Share →: Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

Commentary:
When your entire world falls apart because the dishes need rescuing from the dishwasher 😂🍽️🙄
1 week ago
Share →: Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

Commentary:
Looks like pre-heating the oven has a higher success rate than shouting "dinner's ready!" 🍕😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

Commentary:
"Teen logic: Mastering the art of reverse psychology since day one! 🤔🙃 #RebelWithoutACause"
6 months ago
Share →: Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Commentary:
Teenagers have a magical ability to spot the most random things right when they need them the most! 🤣 It's like they have a sixth sense that immediately kicks in when an important school project is due. Who knew that crumpled-up paper could be the key to academic success? 📝 #TeenageTelekinesis
6 months ago
Share →: My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic teenage maneuver! 👀🙉🙅‍♂️ It's like they have a Ph.D. in selective hearing and rebellious behavior! 🤣 Maybe we should start taking notes from them on how to expertly navigate the art of subtle defiance. 📝😜 #TeenageWisdom
6 months ago
Share →: Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Commentary:
"Oh, the joys of raising teens – the masters of independence and the art of wallet whispering simultaneously! 🤑👩‍👧‍👦💸 #TeenageTales #ParentingAdventures"
6 months ago
Share →: “What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

Commentary:
Hmm, sounds like someone misunderstood the concept of a "random act of kindness" 🤦‍♂️🚫 Next time, how about treating them to some ice cream instead? You might save them from a potential headache… literally! 🍦🤣 #RandomActsOfKindnessGoneWrong
6 months ago
Share →: I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's game over for the end of the world, folks! 🎮🌍 Who knew all those hours of gaming practice would finally pay off? At least now your teen can proudly say their joystick skills aren't just for show! 😅🕹️ #SavingTheWorldOneLevelAtATime"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Commentary:
"Ah, the brutal fashion critics have spoken! 😂👗 Just remember, those teens might be whispering about your awesome sense of style… or where you got that top from! 😉 #FashionPolice"
6 months ago
Share →: Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Commentary:
Oh, the lyrical struggles of our pre-internet era! 🎶😱 Back then, misheard lyrics were a way of life, and we jammed out to songs with our own unique interpretations. Oh, the horror when we finally discovered the truth – say goodbye to our ridiculous renditions! Teens today, basking in the glory of lyrics sites, will never understand the struggle of thinking the wrong lyrics were right for years. Ah, the innocence of youth! 😂