11 Funny teens quotes

• Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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  4 weeks ago

  check, distraction, done, excuse, homework, i, Instagram, media, need, presentation, procrastination, school, social, social media, technology, teen, teenager, teens, why

• Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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  4 weeks ago

  chores, daily, daily life, day, dishwasher, family, humor, irony, just, life, teen, teenager, teens, told, worst, worst day

• Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, attention, dad, family, fun, fun activity, hack, humor, joke, oven, parenting, preheating, teen, teens

• Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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  4 weeks ago

  asked, attitude, frustration, humor, i, me, motivation, rebellious, reluctance, sarcasm, teen, teenager, teens, wanted

• Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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  1 month ago

  crumbled, crumbled paper, desk, humor, i, know, messy, messy desk, need, paper, piece, procrastination, relatable, school, table, teen, teens, week

• My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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  1 month ago

  advice, communication, contact, contradiction, direct, eye, eye contact, favorite, frustration, give, humor, i, just, listen, listening, me, opposite, parenting, talking, teens, understanding

• Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

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  1 month ago

  20, around, ask, demand, fun, having, humor, independence, money, parenting, right, teens, turn

• “What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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  1 month ago

  act, alcohol, buy, cigarettes, day, done, humor, i, kindness, random, random act, stranger, teens

• I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

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  1 month ago

  apocalypse, complete, game, hope, i, life, needs, save, skills, teen, teens, video, video game, waste, world

• Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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  1 month ago

  choice, embarrassment, fashion, faster, looking, looks, nothing, outfit, regret, teens, whisper

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