Funny teens quotes

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  View →: Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”
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  View →: My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.
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  View →: Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.
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  View →: “What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.
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  View →: I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.
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  View →: Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.
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  View →: Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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