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I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

“It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

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