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46 Funny thoughts quotes

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

2 weeks ago

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

2 weeks ago

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

1 month ago

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

1 month ago

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

1 month ago

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

2 months ago

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

2 months ago

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

2 months ago

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

2 months ago

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

3 months ago

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

3 months ago

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

3 months ago

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

3 months ago

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

3 months ago

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

3 months ago

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

3 months ago

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

3 months ago

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

3 months ago

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

3 months ago

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

3 months ago