53 Funny thoughts quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: “It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.
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  1 month ago

  View →: If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.
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  2 months ago

  View →: “It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.
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  3 months ago

  View →: People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?
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  3 months ago

  View →: I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.
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  3 months ago

  View →: If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?
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  3 months ago

  View →: Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.
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  4 months ago

  View →: On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.
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  4 months ago

  View →: As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.
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  4 months ago

  View →: All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.
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  4 months ago

  View →: At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

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