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2 weeks ago
Share →: Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

Commentary:
"Pro tip: Use the 'delay shipping' option on words! 🚚💨🤭"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Commentary:
"At least you'll get the last word… and the last laugh! 😂✏️📝 #UltimateControl"
1 month ago
Share →: “It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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Commentary:
"When your brain is a full house and you're the permanent guest! 🧠🤯😅"
1 month ago
Share →: Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Commentary:
"Why are you taking up prime brain real estate before I've had my coffee? ☕️💭🤦‍♀️"
1 month ago
Share →: Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Commentary:
"BRB, just setting up an all-you-can-suck brain buffet! 🧠😅🌀"
1 month ago
Share →: Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

Commentary:
"When adulting hits you so hard, even your inner monologue goes on vacation! 🧠✈️😶"
1 month ago
Share →: There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Commentary:
"Running low on filters and raw-dogging life like it's a new adventure! 😜📸✨"
1 month ago
Share →: At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Commentary:
"Current situation: involuntarily becoming one with my thoughts 🧘‍♂️🤯 Can someone please ship an emergency playlist to the gym? 🎧😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic dilemma of wanting serenity but being stuck with a chatty brain 🧠💬. It's like trying to negotiate a peace treaty between your eyelids and your thoughts! 😅 Maybe your brain just needs a lullaby or a good pun to finally shut up and let you catch some Z's. 😴✨
2 months ago
Share →: If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Commentary:
Haha, sounds like your brain and my humor are on the same mischievous page! 😂 Sometimes, our thoughts need a serious intervention—maybe a comedy therapist? 🎭🤪 Just remember, laughter is the best medicine… unless you're thinking of eating a jar of pickles at midnight—then you might need real help! 🥒😅