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44 Funny thoughts quotes

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Funny Quotes Feb 21, 2025

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025