74 Funny thoughts quotes

• I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

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  7 hours ago

  colleague, department, difficult, difficult time, humor, just, learned, news, office, planning, retreat, sarcasm, team building, terrible, thank, thoughts, time, work

• I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

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  21 hours ago

  communication, feedback, humor, i, insane, insane person, interaction, know, let, media, online, online interaction, people, person, social, social media, think, thought, thoughts, type

• I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

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  24 hours ago

  communication, humor, i, internet, love, media, posting, problem, sharing, social, social media, thought, thoughts

• I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

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  1 day ago

  atheist, belief, humor, prayer, prayers, religion, send, skepticism, thought, thoughts

• An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

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  1 day ago

  challenge, escape, escape room, game, good, humor, just, luck, mental, mental game, mind, room, thought, thoughts

• Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason.

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  2 weeks ago

  after, back, colleague, exhaustion, forever, humor, lads, leisure, mistake, prayer, prayers, reason, return, thinking, thoughts, tomorrow, us, work

• I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

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  1 month ago

  cleverness, comeback, humor, insult, insults, intelligence, intelligent, later, looking, realize, roast, sarcasm, thoughts, three, wit

• Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

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  1 month ago

  employment, full-time, humor, job, list, lists, load, making, mental, mental load, productivity, think, thinking, thought, thoughts, work

• Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

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  1 month ago

  babe, communication, humor, manic, manic thought, media, relationship, social, social media, thought, thoughts, today, tweet, wrong

• I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

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  2 months ago

  butter, complaint, crumb, crumbs, difficult, difficult time, family, humor, keep, leave, me, please, thoughts, time, visiting, visitor

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