935 Funny time quotes

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  1 week ago

  Commentary:
  When the sun clocks out early, but you’re still stuck at work: Goodbye daylight, hello nightlight! 🌆🌙😴

  3, after, afternoon, daylight, forgot, funny observation, i, just, night, November, observation, time, weird

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  1 week ago

  Commentary:
  Feeling like a human battery constantly at 1% 😅🔋📉 #SOSRecharge

  ask, bad, bad news, feel, feeling, feeling bad, flashlight, health, humor, i, introspection, me, mood, myself, news, question, sarcastic, self-reflection, shit, staring, time, while, why

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  1 week ago

  Commentary:
  Counting calories all year just to count down till next January's "new me" resolution 🤣🥳🎉

  couple, diet, humor, January, last, lose, loss, moment, new, new year resolution, passing, procrastination, realize, resolution, still, time, time passing, trying, weeks, weight, weight loss, year

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  1 week ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like we've all just agreed to play along with the world's longest game of "Guess the Day" 🤔📆😂

  calendar, count, counting, day, ever, evidence, just, physical, physical evidence, say, someone, time, today, trust, Tuesday

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  1 week ago

  Commentary:
  Ah yes, the great battle of nutritional roulette vs. dependable Dorito dust! 🍎🎲🔶

  apple, apples, bad, blueberry, delicious, disgusting, Doritos, every, food, food humor, fruit, great, humor, inconsistency, know, problem, same, snack, sometimes, taste, time

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  1 week ago

  Commentary:
  Living the dream, sounds like a real nightmare! 😂😎

  freedom, having, humor, i, kid, kids, lifestyle, man, parenting, sarcasm, sucks, time, want, whatever

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Why take a flight when we can just rename our WiFi "Dial-Up Connection"? 🚀😆📼

  90s, back, flight, humor, looking, nostalgia, ticket, tickets, time, time travel, travel

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When life puts you on expert mode, but you can't find the 'save game' option 🤪🎮🔄

  button, buttons, confusion, game, gaming, humor, i, indecision, know, life, press, procrastination, random, random button, right, time, video, video game, where

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Just call me the modern-day caveman, but with less smoke and more crunch! 🔥🍟😄

  air, air fryer, appliance, cooking, discovery, feel, fire, first time, fryer, humor, i, just, kitchen, modern, modern appliance, time, tonight, used

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like LMNOP could use some new track shoes! 🏃‍♂️👟😂

  alphabet, every, humor, letter, music, pace, song, sprint, sweet, take, time, timing

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