897 Funny time quotes

Funny time quotes are perfect for those moments when time feels like it’s either moving way too fast or dragging on forever! ⏳😂 Whether it’s waiting for the weekend, losing track of hours, or wishing for “just five more minutes,” these quotes show how time can be both hilarious and frustrating. Tick-tock, let the laughs begin! 🕒😜

897 Funny time quotes - Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

Commentary:
Listening skills so strong I already know where the interviewer sees me in 5 years! 👂😂🔮

897 Funny time quotes - We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

Commentary:
Sounds like they're in a committed relationship with their couch—Netflix and chill are their favorite landmark! 🛋️📺🥤

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