84 Funny wanted quotes

• Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

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  1 week ago

  always, away, childhood, dream, ever, far, far away, galaxy, humor, i, kid, live, sci-fi, space, wanted, wish

• Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

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  2 weeks ago

  always, ambition, aspiration, childhood, ever, girl, humor, i, little, lot, money, wanted, woman

• My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

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  3 weeks ago

  give, humor, i, just, kid, kids, M&M, marriage, me, room, secret, seeing, serious, snack, surprise, talk, thought, wanted, wife

• Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

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  4 weeks ago

  accident, accidentally, asked, cafe, humor, i, interaction, leftist, milk, normal, said, social, social interaction, speech, wanted

• Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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  1 month ago

  administrative, administrative assistant, application, aspiration, assistant, boy, career, career aspiration, childhood, childhood dream, cover, cover letter, dream, ever, feels, humor, i, job, job application, letter, letters, little, wanted, writing

• Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

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  2 months ago

  always, aspiration, childhood, ever, goal, humor, i, life, life goal, little, retire, wanted

• I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, canceling, canceling plan, honesty, humor, i, introvert, invitation, invited, just, life, love, place, plan, plans, social, social anxiety, social life, want, wanted

• Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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  2 months ago

  childhood, ever, girl, humor, i, issue, little, pun, skirt, wanted, wordplay

• Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

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  2 months ago

  appear, attention, communication, humor, i, just, media, newsfeed, nothing, say, silence, social, social media, wanted

• All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

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  2 months ago

  body, body image, confidence, desire, ever, good, hope, humor, image, look good, naked, someone, take, wanted

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