Funny quotes whisper

11 Funny whisper quotes

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025