Funny quotes whisper

11 Funny whisper quotes

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

3 months ago

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

3 months ago

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

3 months ago

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

3 months ago

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

3 months ago

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

3 months ago

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

3 months ago

“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

3 months ago

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

3 months ago