20 Funny anyone quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

  Commentary:
  "Yikes! Hope you remembered to save your progress! 🧠💻😂 #BrainBackup"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

  Commentary:
  "When you're equal-opportunity offensive! 😂🚀 #SharingTheChaos"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

  Commentary:
  "How about 'dynamic crisis manager'? 🔥🚒😅"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

  Commentary:
  "Pretty sure my phone just filed for eye-witness protection! 😂📱🙈"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you boredom, start a game of emotional chess! 🎭😜 Checkmate your way into fun!"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs romance when Mother Nature's swiping right on my outdoor adventures? 🌳😆🌞"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, I'll bring the rubber ducky! 🦆🚿😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

  Commentary:
  "Watching a grown man stumble on a train makes me wonder if he's planning to provide comic relief for the family instead! 🤣🚂 #ProviderOfJokes"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

  Commentary:
  "When life gets cheesy, grab a freebie! 🍔😄 #MoodBooster"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

  Commentary:
  "Sure! I've heard Mars is out of this world! 🚀👽"

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