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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025
If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

Funny Quotes Mar 7, 2025
In case anyone hasn't told you today, I'm beautiful.

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025
Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Funny Quotes Feb 21, 2025
Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025