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56 Funny anyone quotes

Funny anyone quotes πŸ˜‚ are like little bursts of joy that tickle your brain and leave you grinning from ear to ear! πŸ˜„ Whether it’s a witty one-liner or a clever twist, these quotes have the magical ability to brighten your day and lighten your mood. 🌟 Perfect for sharing with friends or keeping in your back pocket for a rainy day, they’re the ultimate pick-me-up that proves laughter truly is the best medicine! 🀣

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mαΊΉ.

Posted on7 days ago7 days ago

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Therapists are like, β€œYou don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

β€œI’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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