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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.
“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.
I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.
The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.
I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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3 months ago
Share →: I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like you've got that mysterious charm going on. Reminds me of those hidden treasure maps – you just have to squint a bit to appreciate the beauty beneath the surface. Who knew your good looks were a hidden gem waiting to be discovered!
3 months ago
Share →: I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggles of the perpetual snacker! Always appearing put together on the surface, but beneath it all, a rumbling tummy ready to make its demands known. It's a tale as old as time – the eternal battle between the hunger pangs and the illusion of composure."
3 months ago
Share →: My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

Commentary:
"Who knew a front facing camera could turn a human into a science experiment gone wrong? It's a reminder that sometimes it's best to leave the selfies to the professionals – or at least to the filters!"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Commentary:
Oh, the endless possibilities of a good haircut! 💇‍♂️ If only sleek locks could unlock the secret to a perfect existence… 💭💇‍♀️ Alas, it seems we must navigate life's twists and turns with our wild tresses and unruly manes! 😄 #HairGoals #LifeChangesWithAHaircut
5 months ago
Share →: Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Commentary:
"Trying to achieve peak mediocrity takes some serious dedication! 🙄💁‍♂️ Who knew blending in could be so demanding? 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of podcaster perplexity – that moment when your mental image of a podcast host is shattered by reality. 🤯 It's like realizing your favorite radio voice is actually a cat-loving wizard in pajamas. 🧙‍♂️ Let's call it "auditory disillusionment" or maybe just "Shook-casting!" 😂
5 months ago
Share →: You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old conundrum of the deceptive ‘stache! 🧐 It’s like a tiny, wiggly curtain trying to hide the true face behind it. 🎭 Beware the mustache charlatans, for their upper lip abode may not be what it seems! 🕵️‍♂️👨"
5 months ago
Share →: Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Commentary:
"Having a good heart is like being the MVP of the kindness game, but sometimes you end up scoring for the wrong team! 🏀😅 Keep shining bright, even if you occasionally trip over your own halo! 👼🤦‍♂️ #GoodHeartProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Commentary:
"Looks like even in the afterlife, this person is planning to have a social calendar busier than the Kardashians! 👻💁‍♂️ Better make sure to RSVP in advance to meet this ghostly VIP! 😄 #AfterlifeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

Commentary:
"Sorry, my 'just-rolled-out-bed' look is like the ultimate shield! 💪😂 Who needs armor when you've got bedhead and pillow imprints, am I right?"