25 Funny contact quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'liquid courage meets intense gaze' situation. 🍸👀 It's like a high-stakes game of staring contest with a twist – and by twist, I mean the potential for awkward confessions and questionable decisions! Proceed with caution, folks. 😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew those sweets had such powerful eye contact game? 💸🍭 But hey, bankruptcy is just a small price to pay for a moment of sugary temptation, right? 😂 #SweetToothProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

  Commentary:
  "🐶 Who needs a human emergency contact when you have a loyal furry friend ready to fetch help at a moment's notice? Single life level: Expert. 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

  Commentary:
  "Your screams are in a queue and will be answered in the order they were received. Please hold on to your sanity, it's a long wait ahead! 😈🌀 #SpookyCustomerService"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the herd is strictly monochrome 🐑😂! Who needs a black sheep when you've got a flock of avoidant eye-contact experts? 👀🚫 "

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