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14 Funny deep quotes

  • Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the sacred act of sharing a YouTube video – a true display of honor and reverence in the male species. 📺💁‍♂️ It’s as if they are saying, “Let me enlighten you with this finest of internet gems, behold my digital offering!” 🌟😄 So, next time a guy wants to show you a YouTube video, just remember, it’s their way of showing you the deepest form of respect known to mankind! 🤣

  • You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

    Commentary:
    Oh, absolutely! 🤦‍♂️ It’s like preparing yourself for a mental gymnastics routine every time they speak! 😂 Taking deep breaths should come with a disclaimer: “Warning: Inhalation of stupidity may lead to facepalming.” 🤣

  • I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, a kindred spirit indeed! Not everyone has the finesse to appreciate the art of shushing like a librarian. It’s a rare talent, like a quiet symphony conductor orchestrating silence in the most eloquent way possible. So, let us all take a moment of hushed reverence for these masters of the ‘shh’.”

  • In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the age-old job interview strategy: when in doubt, just channel your inner Jerry Maguire and profess your undying love for the interviewer. Who needs qualifications when you have romance on your side, right?”

  • I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

    Commentary:
    “Peeling back the layers of the human experience is like unearthing an onion… only to discover a world of anxiety hiding within! 🧅😅 Just remember, even the most anxious onions have their own unique flavor to add to the potpourri of life! 🌟 #OnionLayersOfEmotions”

  • Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

    Commentary:
    “Girl math: 1 hour crying + 1 hour realizing it wasn’t that deep = 0 remains of mascara 😂💦💄 #LifeLessons #EmotionalMathematics”

  • Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

    Commentary:
    “Feeling like the world is crumbling around you? Well, don’t worry because guess what? You’re right! 🌎💥 So take a deep breath, embrace the chaos, and maybe grab some popcorn because it’s gonna be one heck of a show! 🍿😄 #EmbracetheCraziness”

  • Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

    Commentary:
    “Attempting to uncover the mysteries of your coworkers’ minds, one staring contest at a time. 👀💭 Just remember: if you start seeing brains, maybe it’s time for a coffee break! ☕️😂”

  • So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

    Commentary:
    Oops, she got caught in the social media rabbit hole 🕳️📱, and ended up not just window shopping, but car shopping! 🚗 That accidental double-tap probably had Toyota feeling like they’re one step closer to making a sale! 😂 #ShoppingGoals #InstaFail

  • A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like some drivers have mastered the art of ‘parking camouflage’! 🚗🦎 Don’t worry, we see through your tiny car tricks! 😂 #ParkingWars”

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