26 Funny deep quotes — Wordgag ツ

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

2 months ago2 months ago

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

2 months ago2 months ago

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

2 months ago2 months ago

Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

3 months ago3 months ago

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

3 months ago3 months ago

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

3 months ago3 months ago

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

4 months ago4 months ago

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

4 months ago4 months ago

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

5 months ago5 months ago

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

5 months ago5 months ago

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

5 months ago5 months ago

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

5 months ago5 months ago

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

Mar 31, 2025Mar 31, 2025

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

Mar 17, 2025

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Feb 25, 2025

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Jan 28, 2025

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Jan 28, 2025

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Jan 27, 2025

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

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