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13 Funny deep quotes

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025
I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn't that deep.

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you're right.

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues' eyes to check if you really can't see the back of their skulls.

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025