19 Funny deep quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: ChatGPT gets sunburned pixels from all that virtual sunshine! #GameBoyGoals"

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  4 days ago

  Share →: “It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

  Commentary:
  "Guess you're swimming in the kiddie pool of thoughts! "

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

  Commentary:
  "Catch 'em all… covered in batter! #PikachuPops"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that my body can multitask: sleep and be at work simultaneously! #SleepWorkBalance"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

  Commentary:
  Balancing between nerddom and nonsense? Now that's an art form! Whether you're lost in meme lore or diving into quantum physics, mastering the switch is basically the Jedi mind trick of the modern age. Keep honing that skill—you're basically a brain gym rat!

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sacred act of sharing a YouTube video – a true display of honor and reverence in the male species. It's as if they are saying, "Let me enlighten you with this finest of internet gems, behold my digital offering!" So, next time a guy wants to show you a YouTube video, just remember, it's their way of showing you the deepest form of respect known to mankind!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

  Commentary:
  Oh, absolutely! It's like preparing yourself for a mental gymnastics routine every time they speak! Taking deep breaths should come with a disclaimer: "Warning: Inhalation of stupidity may lead to facepalming."

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a kindred spirit indeed! Not everyone has the finesse to appreciate the art of shushing like a librarian. It's a rare talent, like a quiet symphony conductor orchestrating silence in the most eloquent way possible. So, let us all take a moment of hushed reverence for these masters of the 'shh'."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old job interview strategy: when in doubt, just channel your inner Jerry Maguire and profess your undying love for the interviewer. Who needs qualifications when you have romance on your side, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

  Commentary:
  "Peeling back the layers of the human experience is like unearthing an onion… only to discover a world of anxiety hiding within! Just remember, even the most anxious onions have their own unique flavor to add to the potpourri of life! #OnionLayersOfEmotions"

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