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Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Tuesday is no better than Monday.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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Spotted on WeChat:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

Freshly posted on Threads:

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Just landed via Instagram:

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Going viral on Twitch:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m not lazy, I’m just highly selective about what I suffer for.

Just landed via Threads:

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Spotted on WeChat:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Breaking via Instagram:

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

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99 shares on Snapchat this month:

Unpopular opinion: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

61 shares on X this month:

Dear music, thanks!

59 shares on Messenger this month:

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

96 shares on Discord this month:

Some people still fail to understand that the boot still has no problem crushing you, even if you lick it clean.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

70 shares on Threads this month:

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.

Freshly posted on X:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

Freshly posted on Discord:

God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

Just shared via Messenger:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Live now on Reddit:

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Denying the existence of anyone that annoys me.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

Just shared via Slack:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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