Funny quotes driving

69 Funny driving quotes

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Funny Quotes Feb 21, 2025

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025