132 Funny driving quotes

• Type of person to take the long way home just to listen to more music.

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  5 days ago

  detour, driving, enjoyment, home, journey, just, listen, long way, music, person, personality, take, type

• You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

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  5 days ago

  activity, age, cow, drive, driving, fun, fun activity, never, old, past, shout, too

• Getting road rage alone in my house.

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  5 days ago

  alone, anger, anger management, driving, frustration, getting, house, humor, management, rage, road, road rage

• The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

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  6 days ago

  after, aging, commute, drive, driving, extra, hate, home, house, hurry, i, late, making, older, stop, work

• Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

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  6 days ago

  always, anywhere, around, driving, guys, humor, joke, mad, Mad Max, max, post-apocalyptic, travel, why

• Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

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  6 days ago

  before, driving, green, green light, hours, humor, i, light, marriage, me, patience, relationship, sit, stoplight, tell, waiting

• Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

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  6 days ago

  another, car, cars, communication, curse, driving, excuse, family, friend, generations, horn, humor, kind, me, rage, road, road rage, sarcasm, should

• Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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  6 days ago

  both, dead, driving, faster, frustration, here, honk, humor, i, impatience, just, me, parking, parking spot, rage, road, road rage, sit, someone, spot, stubbornness, traffic, us, waiting

• Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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  6 days ago

  90, blue, blue light, car, crazy, driving, enforcement, going, law, law enforcement, light, lights, lol, me, police, red, red light, sarcasm, speeding, stupid, tailgate, top, traffic, while

• Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

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  6 days ago

  accomplishment, brag, driving, found, humor, i, looking, multitasking, music, navigation, place, today, turning

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