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79 Funny driving quotes

Funny driving quotes take the wheel when it comes to everyday chaos on the road — from questionable turn signals to epic parking fails! 😂🚗 Whether you’re a speed demon, a backseat driver, or someone who talks to GPS like it’s a person, these quotes remind us that driving isn’t just transportation — it’s comedy in motion. Buckle up for the laughs! 😆🛞🛑

2 days ago
View →: When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.
1 week ago
View →: Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?
1 week ago
View →: Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.
3 weeks ago
View →: If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.
3 weeks ago
View →: Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.
1 month ago
View →: Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.
2 months ago
View →: All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.
2 months ago
View →: You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.
2 months ago
View →: They should have a special lane for texting and driving.
2 months ago
View →: Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.
3 months ago
View →: Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.
3 months ago
View →: That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.
3 months ago
View →: I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.
3 months ago
View →: For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.
3 months ago
View →: Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.
4 months ago
View →: Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.
4 months ago
View →: Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.
4 months ago
View →: The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.
4 months ago
View →: If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.
4 months ago
View →: Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.
4 months ago
View →: Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.
4 months ago
View →: My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.
4 months ago
View →: Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.
4 months ago
View →: The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.
4 months ago
View →: Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.
4 months ago
View →: You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.
4 months ago
View →: Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?
4 months ago
View →: You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.
4 months ago
View →: Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.
5 months ago
View →: My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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