Funny quotes driving

72 Funny driving quotes

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

1 week ago

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

2 weeks ago

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

2 weeks ago

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

1 month ago

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

1 month ago

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

1 month ago

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

2 months ago

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

2 months ago

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

2 months ago

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

2 months ago

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

2 months ago

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

2 months ago

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

3 months ago

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

3 months ago

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

3 months ago

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

3 months ago

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

3 months ago

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

3 months ago

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

3 months ago

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

3 months ago