Funny goals quotes

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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