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When your hand can't decide between a dumbbell and a bag of chips π
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11 Funny goals quotes
When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.
Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.
All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.
Your twenties are for working towards a life you later wonβt want.
Me: Iβve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like βprofessional goalsβ.
Today, I’m going to give it my almost.
When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.
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Ah, the childhood dreams of a future entrepreneurial mastermind! π Who needs fairy tales when you can aim to satisfy user needs and meet business goals for transformative outcomes? π Dream big, grow up, and conquer the world – one satisfied user at a time! ππ»ββοΈπ©π»βπ» #UserGoals #BusinessDreams
My workout goals are simple: Iβd just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.
