82 Funny hours quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes… the art of sleep-thinking! Who needs REM when you can have REMiniscing? 🛌🤔💭😴"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

  Commentary:
  "Unless you're aiming for a new personal best in the 'Decathlon of Smells'! 😅🏃‍♂️💨"#KeepYourArmsAtEase

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

  Commentary:
  "Just a casual reminder: I'm the original copyright holder. 🤓👶 #PatentPending"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

  Commentary:
  "3am: the time when life's mysteries are solved and your sleep schedule is destroyed 😂🕒💤"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

  Commentary:
  When summer turns into an indoor adventure! ☀️❄️😂

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic work-week illusion! 😅 Just like a magic trick—"Now you see the hours, now you don’t." 😂✨ Call off and suddenly those 8 hours turn into 8 seconds of bliss! 🕒☀️ Who knew productivity could be so optional?

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  3 months ago

  Share →: 9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

  Commentary:
  "9-5 is really 10-2 if you're working remote – where the snooze button becomes your best colleague 😴💻 #RemoteWorkLife"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

  Commentary:
  "Quitting social media is the modern-day equivalent of a 'breakup' – they always come crawling back like a regretful ex 🤷‍♂️📱 #TrialSeparationFail"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "I delete posts faster than I can finish a bag of chips – that's called maturity evolution, my friend! 🧐💻 #NewHourNewMe"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like Marvel is taking the scenic route while The Powerpuff Girls are zooming through their missions like speedy superheroes! 🦸‍♀️💥 Maybe it's all those epic slow-motion sequences and dramatic superhero brooding that add up the runtime in Marvel movies! 😄 Keep the popcorn handy for those 3-hour Marvel marathons! 🍿✨

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