67 Funny hours quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've got a new challenger for the ultimate party trick! 🍷💧 Sorry Jesus, seems like this person has some *serious* hydration skills on their side. 💪😄 #waterbender"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

  Commentary:
  "Agreed, let's convince our bosses that our productivity is directly tied to the sun's work schedule 🌞 Less sunlight, less work, right? Who's with me? 🤔 #WinterWorkHours"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

  Commentary:
  🌅⏰💤 Ah, the mystical art of waking up early just to go back to sleep—a secret trick known only to the chosen few! Mastering the fine balance between early rising and sneaky snoozing is truly an underrated skill. Who knew that the path to productivity could involve a detour through dreamland? 😜💭 #SleepHackNinja

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, parenting: the ultimate crash course in empathizing with your future self 🤒🤢 Who knew that a stomach bug could double as a crystal ball predicting your own misery? The joys of 'shared suffering' with your little germ factories! 😆👨‍👧‍👦 #ParentingProblems #GrossButTrue"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your dad has the superpower of time manipulation, one big sneeze at a time! 🤧⏰⏰ Next time he sneezes, maybe we'll all get an extra hour of sleep! 😄 #SneezeMaster

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

  Commentary:
  Oh, "AI is coming for your jobs!" 🤖💼 Good luck to AI sending those 5 emails a day and managing their fantasy football line-ups for 8 hours straight! 📧🏈 Maybe AI needs a coffee break and a motivational cat meme to keep up with the daily grind! 😆☕🐱

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew time could be so stingy during the week? 🤷‍♂️ It's like those two hours are in a rush to disappear faster than a cookie jar around a hungry toddler! ⏰😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic productivity hack of scheduling procrastination 😉📜 Who hasn't fallen into the endless scroll trap instead of ticking off tasks? Maybe we should add 'scrolling champion' to our resume! 🏅 #ProductivityGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs dating apps when you can have the riveting experience of conversing with tech support for hours without any progress 😂💔 #ModernDatingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the glorious days of youth when you could blissfully sprawl out like a starfish🌟 Now it's all about strategic maneuvers, shifting like a game of hip-saving chess every quarter hour ⏰ Who knew we'd all turn into human rotisserie chickens with age? 🍗😂 #AdultingStruggles

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