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  • Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

    Commentary:
    “Taking notes for my ‘how not to plan a weekend’ guide! 🍿🕵️‍♂️🔍”

  • When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

    Commentary:
    “Breaking news: Scientists have discovered the center of the universe… and it’s not your living room! 🌌😅 Remember folks, humility is always in style! #UniverseIsBiggerThanYouThink”

  • They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

    Commentary:
    🤔💡 “They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.” 🧠 Keep making mistakes, and one day you might just stumble into brilliance! Just call it ‘accidental genius’ 😉🌟 #LearningTheGeniusWay

  • You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a crystal ball when you have a tree outside someone’s house to spy on them? 🌳👀 Nothing says ‘neighborhood watch’ quite like branching out into investigative tree work! 🕵️‍♂️ #TreePeeper”

  • You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

    Commentary:
    Marriage, the ultimate crash course in getting to know someone! It’s like signing up for a lifetime subscription of surprises, both delightful and, well, not so much. But hey, at least you’ve got a front-row seat to the sitcom that is married life!

  • Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

    Commentary:
    Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?”
    Me: “That I need a new job.”

    🤣 Looks like the previous job was a crash course in job hunting! 🏹 Good thing this candidate is quick on their feet! #JobHuntingChampion

  • Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs that newfangled jive when you can be rocking the classic slang? 😎 Stay rad, stay bogus, stay totally tubular, dude! 🤙”

  • We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the classic case of podcaster perplexity – that moment when your mental image of a podcast host is shattered by reality. 🤯 It’s like realizing your favorite radio voice is actually a cat-loving wizard in pajamas. 🧙‍♂️ Let’s call it “auditory disillusionment” or maybe just “Shook-casting!” 😂

  • What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

    Commentary:
    Ah, that must be the “Advanced Eye-Rolling and Sarcasm 101” class! 🤨😜 Remember, laughter is the best medicine… unless you’re at an actual medical school, of course! 😆💉 #DoctorJokes

  • Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

    Commentary:
    “Trying to emotion like a proper human: a work in progress since forever. 🤖😅 #Humaning101”

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