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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Making waves on Messenger:

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Making waves on Facebook:

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Trending via Instagram:

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Spotted on Twitch:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Making waves on X:

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Spotted on Discord:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Making waves on WeChat:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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Funny learn quotes 🎓😂 are the perfect blend of wisdom and humor, making education feel like a joyous adventure rather than a chore! Whether you’re a student trying to survive exam season or a lifelong learner discovering new passions, these witty gems add a splash of laughter to the learning journey. So, grab your favorite mug ☕, settle in, and let these giggle-inducing insights tickle your brain cells while you soak up knowledge with a smile! 😄📚

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1 week ago
Share →: They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

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Leveling up my genius points, one blunder at a time! 😂🧠✨
1 week ago
Share →: I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

Commentary:
"Ah, the true 'tinkle of regret'—a bestseller on my life shelf! 🚽📚😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Commentary:
"Just discovered Mahjong and my hip cracked in excitement! 🎉🀄️🎊 #OldIsTheNewYoung"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Commentary:
"Want to master humility? Just follow my lead—I'm the best at being humble! 😎🙌 #HumbleBrag"
1 month ago
Share →: If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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"Honestly, if my cats could brew a mean espresso, I'd be a morning person! ☕🐱😴"
1 month ago
Share →: In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Commentary:
"Better start with a crash course in self-defense via YouTube! 🥋🤣📚"
2 months ago
Share →: Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

Commentary:
"Taking notes for my 'how not to plan a weekend' guide! 🍿🕵️‍♂️🔍"
4 months ago
Share →: When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Scientists have discovered the center of the universe… and it's not your living room! 🌌😅 Remember folks, humility is always in style! #UniverseIsBiggerThanYouThink"
4 months ago
Share →: They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

Commentary:
🤔💡 "They say we learn from our mistakes, that's why I'm making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius." 🧠 Keep making mistakes, and one day you might just stumble into brilliance! Just call it 'accidental genius' 😉🌟 #LearningTheGeniusWay
4 months ago
Share →: You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Commentary:
"Who needs a crystal ball when you have a tree outside someone's house to spy on them? 🌳👀 Nothing says 'neighborhood watch' quite like branching out into investigative tree work! 🕵️‍♂️ #TreePeeper"

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Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

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You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Live now on Messenger:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Just shared via Instagram:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Trending via Facebook:

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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