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36 Funny learn quotes

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
They say we learn from our mistakes, that's why I'm making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius.

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Funny Quotes Mar 7, 2025
You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
Interviewer: "What did you learn from your previous job?" Me: "That I need a new job."

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025
Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025