293 Funny media quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Facebook – where time flies faster than your friend request gets accepted. Remember, time waits for no one, but it can sure get lost in your newsfeed if you're not careful!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

  Commentary:
  "Sending nudes to the cloud – aiming for heavenly approval! 🌥️😇 #GodsReview"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

  Commentary:
  "Quitting social media is the modern-day equivalent of a 'breakup' – they always come crawling back like a regretful ex 🤷‍♂️📱 #TrialSeparationFail"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it amazing how a simple post can speak volumes these days? 🤣 It's like a global game of "Guess Who?" where the answer is usually pretty obvious! 🌏💭 #ModernClues #InstantIdentification

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

  Commentary:
  Wow, Twitter should come with a warning label: "Caution! May result in unintentional exercise from vigorous head shaking 🤯💪😂 #TwitterWorkout"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

  Commentary:
  "Putting 'No DMs' in your bio is the ultimate power move 💁‍♂️ Who needs validation when you've got boundaries and a sense of humor? 😂 It's like saying 'I'm too busy being fabulous to deal with all this attention 💅' #ConfidenceGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this boyfriend doesn't just avoid networking events, but even digital connections! 🙅‍♂️ If he can't commit to accepting a LinkedIn request, will he ever commit to relationship goals? 🤔 Perhaps he's still figuring out if he wants to 'network' exclusively with you! 😆 #NetworkingRelationships

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

  Commentary:
  "According to scientific data, giving liking my posts results in instant happiness, profound intelligence, and a stunning glow-up 🌟💡💁‍♂️ Meanwhile, those who resist the urge may suffer from FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) and a severe case of 'unlikeability' syndrome 🤷‍♀️🚫 Remember, a 'like' a day keeps the gloom away! 😄👍 #ScienceIsAlwaysRight"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a plot twist! The most shocking reveal of the year could be tied to more drama than all the movies combined at the Oscars! 🍿🎬 #EpsteinListTakeover"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the betrayal of diets! They promise so much, but when it comes to giving back, they ghost you like a bad date. Unfollowing seems like the only reasonable response – who needs that kind of one-sided relationship anyway?"

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