293 Funny media quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, starting a Kickstarter for the 'Ghost You' app! 👻📱😂"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

  Commentary:
  "When you reply so fast, even your Wi-Fi gets jealous! 📶😂"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

  Commentary:
  "When you’re hotter than your follower count 🔥📉 #ExclusiveClub"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

  Commentary:
  "Now that's what I call a 'dad-tastic' growth strategy! 😂📈 #PunIntended #DadJokeMagic"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

  Commentary:
  "Trying to exist online without getting offended is like playing dodgeball with a brick wall! 😂💻🚧"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

  Commentary:
  "When your dinner is playing hard to get… 🍣🤣 Chopstick mastery or modern art in progress?" 🥢🎨

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

  Commentary:
  "When you can't handle the greatness! 😎📱 #YourProblemNotMine"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Now You See Me, Now You Don't' technique! 😂👻 #UnfollowRoutine"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

  Commentary:
  "Just networking my way through the chaotic web of strangers… 😂🌐 #Priorities"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

  Commentary:
  "Finally achieving that 'friends with benefits' status without the awkward conversations! 😂👏 #LifeHack"

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