19 Funny moving quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

  Commentary:
  Guess I'll start researching new identities and plane tickets just in case! 🚽✈️🤣

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

  Commentary:
  "Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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  Commentary:
  "Totally unfazed… except for when I'm side-eyeing you every 5 minutes. 🚶‍♂️👀💭😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a lullaby when you have a car ride? 😴🚗 Sweet dreams guaranteed, destination: Dreamland! 🌙✨ #SleepyHeadInMotion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

  Commentary:
  🚶‍♂️🤬 When you’re stuck behind a slow-moving shopper at the grocery store, it's like a whole new level of pedestrian road rage! You find yourself silently debating whether you should overtake them on the left or the right, all while trying to resist the urge to honk your non-existent horn. Ah, the joys of navigating the treacherous aisles of the supermarket at a snail's pace! 😅 #GroceryStoreTrafficJam

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out world, we got a bookworm on the loose! 📚🐛 Who knew a tiny piece of plastic could instigate such a powerful transformation? Don't mess with someone who's armed with knowledge and overdue fines! 😄📖 #LibraryCardRevolution"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting: where you become a master at playing 'Move It Before It Falls' on expert mode! 🤹‍♂️🚼 #ParentLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the kingly art of choosing the slowest checkout line—truly a Jedi master level skill! 💁‍♂️⏳ May your patience be everlasting, and your groceries never wilt in the wait! 🛒😅 #ChampionOfCheckoutChaos"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

  Commentary:
  "November is flying by faster than a pair of jet-propelled lesbians on a rollercoaster romance 🎢💨💗 #WhirlwindRomance"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

  Commentary:
  "Imagine being an insect hitching a ride on a car, thinking you've found a cozy spot, only to realize you're on a never-ending road trip! 🦗🚗 Talk about a bug's version of 'moving' troubles! 🤣"

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