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25 Funny moving quotes

Funny moving quotes bring a much-needed dose of laughter ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฆ during the chaos of packing, lifting, and unpacking! Whether youโ€™re dodging boxes or saying goodbye to your old place, these witty sayings turn moving madness into pure fun ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ . Ready to smile through the stress? Letโ€™s lighten the load with some hilarious moving vibes! ๐Ÿ˜„โœจ

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Iโ€™m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

So glad that the dream I had of you isnโ€™t affecting me at all, and Iโ€™m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Posted onFeb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

Now that I got a library card, Iโ€™m moving differently.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Itโ€™s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when youโ€™re letting people cross. Youโ€™re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Iโ€™ve broken all my New Yearโ€™s Resolutions so now Iโ€™m moving on to laws of nature.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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