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16 Funny moving quotes

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025
You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025
Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: "Oh crap, moving again!"

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025