28 Funny moving quotes

• My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

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  4 weeks ago

  Christmas, December, decoration, decorations, easier, family, family life, holiday, house, humor, husband, life, moved, moving, said, taking

• In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

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  1 month ago

  asked, before, clean, effort, else, family, holiday, house, humor, joke, keep, live, moving, somewhere, Thanksgiving

• Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

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  2 months ago

  6, boat, emoji, family, house, houses, humor, moves, moving, next, television, tiny, tiny house

• I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, change, changing, changing name, city, different, ever, exaggeration, humor, i, move, moving, name, quit, quitting, say, toilet, work

• You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

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  2 months ago

  5, digital, digital etiquette, etiquette, home, humor, meeting, microsoft, Microsoft Teams, mouse, moving, never, office, online, online meeting, productivity, remote, remote work, say, screen, screen time, seconds, stop, Teams, time, virtual, virtual office, work, work from home, work humor

• So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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  2 months ago

  able, day, distraction, dream, feelings, glad, humor, i, me, mental, mental state, moving, moving on, sarcasm, state, subconscious, thinking

• Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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  2 months ago

  ability, asleep, fall, humor, moving, nap, never, sleep, travel, underestimate, vehicle

• You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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  2 months ago

  ever, everyday, everyday life, frustration, grocery, grocery store, humor, life, movement, moving, rage, road, road rage, slow, slow movement, someone, store, walking

• Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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  2 months ago

  books, card, differently, humor, i, library, library card, moving, moving differently, reading, self-improvement

• A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

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  2 months ago

  away, big, countertops, daily, daily life, home, humor, job, life, moving, parent, parenting, responsibility, safety, things

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