104 Funny needs quotes

• Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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  51 minutes ago

  alarm, dust, early, humor, kid, me, needs, parenting, scream, today, wake, wake up

• Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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  2 hours ago

  caffeine, coffee, day, days, fatigue, humor, morning, needs, tired, today

• As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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  12 hours ago

  12, adulting, aging, before, done, everything, humor, i, management, morning, needs, older, productivity, routine, time, time management, understanding, why

• If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

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  13 hours ago

  anyone, emotion, emotions, expression, feelings, humor, me, needs, over, whirlpool

• We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

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  15 hours ago

  adulting, chat, creative, employment, group, group chat, humor, insurance, know, needs, someone, underemployed

• Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

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  15 hours ago

  95, anyone, cd, cleaned, cleaning, drawer, humor, junk, junk drawer, just, needs, nostalgia, technology, Windows, Windows 95

• Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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  18 hours ago

  communication, deaf, family, girlfriend, humor, loud, misunderstanding, mum, need, needs, relationship, slow, speak, special, special need, told

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

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  19 hours ago

  clothes, hear, i, know, laundry, machine, needs, procrastination, reminder, still, washing, washing machine

• Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

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  20 hours ago

  coping, coping mechanism, cry, emotional, emotional release, fast, fast food, food, humor, just, lot, mechanism, needs, parking, parking lot, release, therapy

• Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

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  23 hours ago

  calendar, crying, emotion, humor, i, know, mood, needs, nonsense, over, period, PMS, sensitivity, things

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