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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

3 months ago

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

3 months ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

3 months ago

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

3 months ago

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

3 months ago

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

3 months ago

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

3 months ago

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

3 months ago

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

3 months ago

Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

3 months ago

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

3 months ago

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

3 months ago