Funny quotes odd

Funny odd quotes

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

2 months ago

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

3 months ago

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

3 months ago

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

3 months ago

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

3 months ago

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

3 months ago

The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

3 months ago

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

3 months ago