Funny odd quotes

• If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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  1 month ago

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• Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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  2 months ago

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• That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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  2 months ago

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• Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

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  2 months ago

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• At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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  2 months ago

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• Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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  2 months ago

  humor, language, lead, odd, oddity, pronunciation, read, wordplay

• Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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  2 months ago

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• My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

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  3 months ago

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• The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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  3 months ago

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• Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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  3 months ago

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