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- I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.
- Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.
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- Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.
- Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.
- Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.
- I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.
- Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.
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