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22 Funny paid quotes

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

3 weeks ago

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

1 month ago

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

3 months ago

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

3 months ago

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

3 months ago

I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

3 months ago

Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

3 months ago

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

3 months ago

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

3 months ago

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

3 months ago

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

3 months ago

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

3 months ago

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

3 months ago

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

3 months ago

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

3 months ago

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

3 months ago

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

3 months ago

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

3 months ago

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

3 months ago

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

3 months ago