37 Funny paid quotes

• University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

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  1 day ago

  class, education, humor, paid, sarcasm, self learning, student, teaching, tuition, university, yourself

• Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

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  2 weeks ago

  financial, financial struggle, housing, humor, i, irony, just, money, paid, place, rent, starve, starving, struggle, survival, warm, warmth

• Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

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  1 month ago

  every, home, house, humor, kitchen, laundry, laundry room, laziness, next, paid, plan, procrastination, rent, room, sleep, week, weekend, weekend plan

• How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

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  2 months ago

  corporate, corporate job, day, email, fake, fake job, home, humor, i, job, jobs, laptop, lazy, lazy work, life, office, office humor, open, outlook, paid, remote, remote work, responding, whatever, where, work, work from home, work life

• Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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  2 months ago

  billionaire, economy, got, harder, inequality, labor, less, making, money, paid, pay, rich, spend, spending, sure, wealth, work, working

• Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

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  2 months ago

  buy, divorce, fee, happiness, humor, legal, legal fee, money, never, paid, payment, relationship, said

• Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

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  2 months ago

  being, humor, i, job, just, kindness, paid, payment, sarcasm, sweetheart, wish

• I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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  2 months ago

  being, boss, humor, i, independence, lot, me, motivation, paid, salary, self employment, should, workplace, workplace humor

• I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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  2 months ago

  activity, aspiration, books, career, dream, dream job, figures, fun, fun activity, got, i, job, leisure, paid, park, reading, relaxation, six, six figures, wish

• Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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  2 months ago

  26, days, destiny, getting, paid, times

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