22 Funny paid quotes

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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.
You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.
Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.
Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.
I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

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5 months ago
Share →: Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Commentary:
"Airport security really knows how to spot the most unusual things! 🤑💸 Maybe they should start investigating the price tags instead of the travelers! 😆✈️ #AirportRipoff"
5 months ago
Share →: Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't join you tonight! My wallet just performed a disappearing act and I'm having a cozy date with my couch and Netflix. Priorities, you know? 🤑🏡 #HomebodyForLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' days when stepping on a Lego was painful but affordable! 💸😂 Maybe we need a 'nostalgia discount' for parents braving the Lego pricing battle today. 💰🧱 #BringBackCheapLegos"
5 months ago
Share →: “Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joy of paying bills…said no one ever! 💸💢 It's like a necessary evil we just can't escape! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic Catch-22 situation in its purest form! 🤔💸 It's like a literary standoff where neither party wants to make the first move. 📚💰 Here's hoping this dilemma doesn't turn into a sequel: Catch-23 – The Neverending Transaction Saga! 😂🔄"
5 months ago
Share →: I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

Commentary:
🎤 "I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television." 📺

Well, they do say laughter is the best medicine, but hey, who needs healthcare when you can just get a TV instead? 😄 Looks like this comedian is setting their sights on a bigger screen – talk show host in the making, perhaps? 🌟 Never underestimate the power of a good punchline and a remote
5 months ago
Share →: Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'Don't cry over spilled milk' clearly never worked a 9-5! 💼😂 Remember, your tears are worth something in the office – just make sure to invoice for emotional labor!"
5 months ago
Share →: We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

Commentary:
"Sure, just like how I paid for this coffee shop, so I'm taking every latte and croissant in sight! ☕️🥐 Who needs rules when you've got a wallet, right?"
5 months ago
Share →: You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Commentary:
"Remember, when playing the online shopping game, speed is key! 🏃‍♂️💨 Otherwise, your neighbor might beat you to the prize! 🎁😂 #RaceToTheDoorstep"
5 months ago
Share →: This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Commentary:
"When life hands you bills, just rename them as achievements. 💸💪 #AdultingAtItsFinest"