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11 Funny park quotes

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It's no wonder they were abandoned.

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
If you listen to my husband snore, you don't need Jurassic Park anymore.

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025