14 Funny park quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a chance for Jeff's legendary 'grill master' pose to be immortalized in bronze! 🍔🔥🗿"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling prehistoric, but still roaring! 🦖🦕 Just call me 'Grandasaurus Rex'! 👴🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you see, I was just *exploring new horizons* and got a little too carried away 🌲. Lost in nature's beauty, I decided to extend my sabbatical for a while 🚶‍♂️. But fear not, I've now returned to civilization with an even greater love for the great outdoors! 🏞️ #LostAndFound"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

  Commentary:
  "Back in the day, trying to gauge distances without ball parks was like trying to guess the number of M&Ms in a jar without eating any first. 🤷‍♂️⚾️ #EstimationFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes it takes finding a parking spot for people to truly appreciate your hard work and dedication. 🚗💨 Keep riding, but don't forget to take a break every now and then to park and let them see what they've got! 🅿️😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the dreaded realization of waking up early on a Saturday morning only to discover that the Park Run is ON! 🏃‍♂️🤦‍♀️ It's a conspiracy I tell you, a sneaky plot to make us exercise! 😅 #NotTheSaturdayStruggleWeSignedUpFor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

  Commentary:
  "Once the laughter and joy faded away, all that’s left are the eerie echoes of discarded dreams… 🎢😱 #SpookyVibes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the circle of life: from rebels with a cause to friends with fur 😂🍺 Embrace the evolution of your park drinking partners – just don't forget to share the snacks with the squirrels! 🌳🐿️ #ForeverYoungAtHeart

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

  Commentary:
  "Pro Tip: Unless you want your snow angel to have a 'special' aroma… 🐶❄️ Just saying! 😂 #NotTheBestIdea"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs relaxation when you can have a raptor-inspired adventure? 🦖 Just don't forget your T-Rex repellent! 🏝️ #DesperateTimesCallForDinoVacation"

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