23 Funny park quotes

• The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

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  10 hours ago

  date, dating, driving, funny situation, humor, me, parallel, parallel park, park, relationship, second, second date, situation, stress, stroke, trying, watching

• I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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  1 day ago

  betrayal, breakup, cheating, concert, end, even, found, got, hard, humor, husband, i, irony, linkin, Linkin Park, matter, me, music, park, relationship, tried

• Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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  2 months ago

  adjuster, call, comedy, dinosaur, disaster, end, every, getting, humor, insurance, insurance adjuster, jurassic, Jurassic Park, movie, park, phone, phone call, reaction, should, throwing

• It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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  2 months ago

  3, better, crazy, got, humor, jurassic, Jurassic Park, movie, movie review, opinion, park, point, review, say, series, sery, things, where

• I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

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  2 months ago

  activity, chess, elderly, elderly person, funny observation, game, hard, humor, i, just, love, observation, park, patience, people, person, playing, social, social activity

• I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, driving, hate, humor, i, interaction, moment, need, outside, parallel, parallel park, park, parking, people, privacy, social, social interaction, trying

• The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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  2 months ago

  amusement, amusement park, circle, different, ferris, Ferris wheel, humor, inventor, man, merry-go-round, met, never, park, wheel, wordplay

• Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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  2 months ago

  animal, anticipation, culture, goat, good, happen, humor, jurassic, Jurassic Park, meme, park, patience, patiently, pop, pop culture, something, waiting

• I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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  2 months ago

  activity, aspiration, books, career, dream, dream job, figures, fun, fun activity, got, i, job, leisure, paid, park, reading, relaxation, six, six figures, wish

• They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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  2 months ago

  art, friend, funny idea, humor, idea, jeff, park, people, public, public art, regular, regular people, should, statue, through, walking

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