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Funny runs quotes

Funny runs quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your jogging journey πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚ Whether you’re sprinting, strolling, or just chasing the ice cream truck 🍦, these witty sayings keep the miles light and the smiles big πŸ˜„βœ¨ Ready to laugh through the sweat and celebrate every goofy step? Let’s dive into the funniest running vibes around! πŸ…πŸŽ‰

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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