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4 months ago
Share →: If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Commentary:
"If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them. It's like a twisted scavenger hunt where the prize is realizing I'm broke!"
4 months ago
Share →: The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

Commentary:
Sounds like someone's resume is out of this world! 🚀🌌 It seems like the space bar had a mind of its own and decided to take a few breaks between words. Gaps in your resume? More like gaps in the galaxy! Who knew a tiny button could cause interstellar mayhem? 🌠🪐
5 months ago
Share →: Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of financial hide-and-seek in marriage. It's like a scavenger hunt, but with money instead of hidden treasures. Who knew that 'for richer or for poorer' would also include searching the couch cushions for misplaced cash?"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Commentary:
Hiring managers beware: this job seeker is ready to tackle any task… as long as it doesn't involve crafting a dreaded cover letter! 📝🙅‍♂️ Who's got time for eloquent prose when there are memes to be browsed and snacks to be eaten, am I right? 😂 Stay tuned for the next episode of "Avoiding Cover Letters: A Memoir."
5 months ago
Share →: Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Commentary:
Interviewer: "What did you learn from your previous job?"
Me: "That I need a new job."

🤣 Looks like the previous job was a crash course in job hunting! 🏹 Good thing this candidate is quick on their feet! #JobHuntingChampion
5 months ago
Share →: I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Commentary:
"Praying for Google's eternal uptime because my knowledge bank is running on fumes! 🤓💡 #GooglingIsMySuperpower"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Commentary:
"Story of my life! 🍕🍩🥨 Snacks are life's way of saying 'I got you, girl!' 😄🍪 #SnackQueen"
6 months ago
Share →: Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

Commentary:
In this digital age, the quest for perfection has shifted from the dusty haystacks to the daunting spreadsheets! 🧐💻 Good luck finding that elusive needle of accuracy among the cells and formulas! #SpreadsheetStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: 8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Commentary:
"Clearly this candidate has some killer moves they're just not willing to show off in the boardroom 🥋💼 No need for team-building exercises here, just bring on the karate chops! 💥💼 #ResumeGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Commentary:
"Oh, the eternal struggle of effect vs affect – a clandestine Google quest for grammatical clarity! 🕵️‍♂️💭 Judging by the incognito window, this grammar dilemma might just be too scandalous for the regular search history! 🕵️‍♀️🔍💻"