1266 Funny social quotes

• I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.

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  2 days ago

  commentary, crowd, discover, human, human right, humor, i, international, international law, irony, law, politics, real, right, rights, skepticism, social, social commentary, wait

• Denying the existence of anyone that annoys me.

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  2 days ago

  annoyance, anyone, attitude, coping, coping mechanism, denial, existence, humor, interaction, me, mechanism, personality, sarcasm, social, social interaction

• You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.

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  3 days ago

  behavior, communication, communication style, everyone, humor, internet, internet slang, keep, media, online, online behavior, ragebait, ragebaiting, slang, social, social media, still, style, vaguepost

• Scrolling to your birth year is a humiliation ritual.

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  3 days ago

  aging, birth, birth year, humiliation, media, nostalgia, ritual, scrolling, social, social media, year

• People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

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  3 days ago

  1999, age, commentary, digital, digital age, escape, humor, internet, people, reality, social, social commentary, technology, today, using

• Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

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  3 days ago

  baby, cause, celebration, communication, creampie, daily, humor, norm, parents, social, social norm, socially, telling, trying, unacceptable

• Sure, you can invite more people to the plans we made 2 months ago. The more, the merrier. Also, I’m not going now.

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  3 days ago

  2, ago, cancellation, event, excuse, friend, going, humor, invitation, invite, months, people, plan, plans, sarcasm, social, social event, sure

• Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.

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  3 days ago

  anyone, awkwardness, being, everyone, except, having, humor, irony, knows, life, means, read, reader, social, social awkwardness, story, want, world, writer, writing, writing life

• Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

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  3 days ago

  awkward, awkward moments, brag, bragging, forget, forgetfulness, hand, handshake, humor, i, interaction, memory, moments, name, shake, social, social interaction

• Deleting university to focus on Twitter.

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  3 days ago

  deleting, deletion, education, focus, humor, media, procrastination, social, social media, student, Twitter, university

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