1121 Funny social quotes

Funny social quotes are all about those moments when social interactions take an unexpected turn! 😅💬 Whether it’s awkward small talk, over-the-top greetings, or those hilarious “did I really just say that?” moments, these quotes prove that social situations are never dull. Let’s face it — being social is way funnier than we admit! 😂🤦‍♀️🎉

Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

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Trying to escape from the cave but my WiFi signal is too strong! 📱🔗🏞️

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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Why watch the news when you can get all your worldly wisdom from a dancing cat gif? 🐱✨ #Priorities

“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

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Sounds like the extrovert's nightmare is now the introvert's dream come true! 🙈😂 #CancelCulture

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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Sounds like downloading a large file on dial-up internet 😂⏳📂

I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

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Sounds like my flirting style is more awkward giggles than smooth moves! 😂😅

Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

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Sounds like a threat disguised as free therapy! 😂🔍

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

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Finally caught up with the IG time machine! 🚀⏳ Better late than never, right? 😅📸

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

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Just tried putting my phone down and immediately forgot how to do civilization things. Is there an app for that? 📱🤦‍♂️✨

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

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When social batteries run low, I just set them to airplane mode! ✈️🔋🙅‍♂️

Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

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Celebrating another trip around the sun by becoming a pro at copy-pasting "Thanks!" 😅🎉📱