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532 Funny social quotes

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Funny Quotes Mar 27, 2025

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

I hate when people are like "you are so nice". I'm ugly, I have no other choice.

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master's degree in maturity.

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down and you don't know whether to tell them or not.

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025