14 Funny social behavior quotes

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  17 hours ago

  Share →: Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

  Commentary:
  "Because maybe my off-key mime is the next viral dance move! 🎧🎤🕺😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, shake what your mama gave you! 🍋💃😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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  Commentary:
  "Public speaker (phone) of the year goes to… no one! 🙉📢🚫😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

  Commentary:
  "When grocery shopping turns into a horror movie: *The Munchies: Chapter 4!* 🛒🌿👻😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

  Commentary:
  🔑🏠 "Ah, the universal magic trick of homeownership: waving your keys in front of a giant house and hoping for the best. If only it were that easy! Maybe we should try waving a toaster at a bank next and see if that works too? 🤷‍♂️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we've got a new public health crisis: "Car-itis"—the mysterious urge to park and peer into that glowing screen! 🚗📱 Maybe they're just trying to see if their cars have feelings too, or auditioning for the next "Fast & Furious: Smartphone Edition." 😂 Who knew parked cars could be the hottest new social hotspots? Remember, folks: your phone can wait—your car might need a break too! 🚙✨

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

  Commentary:
  "Our phones may be replaceable, but friendship… well, that's a bit harder to upgrade. Just make sure your friends know how to do a graceful tumble for maximum comedic effect!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so you're not ignoring calls, you're just engaging in a staring contest with them? Well, I guess that's one way to assert your dominance over your phone!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning to everyone except for the monologuing customers turning the supermarket checkout into their personal podcast studio. 🤐🎤 #CashierIsNotYourTherapist"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the latest trend in public transportation chic: the art of coughing on the bus. 🚌💨 Who needs perfume or cologne when you can just share your germs instead? 😷💁🏻‍♂️ Just remember folks, sharing is caring… unless it's germs. 🤣🤢 #CoughingCouture"

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