36 Funny social behavior quotes

• When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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  40 minutes ago

  behavior, brag, bragging, humor, i, irony, mean, people, self-deprecation, social, social behavior

• The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

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  17 hours ago

  avoidant, behavior, boy, communication, humor, irony, know, lover, lover boy, man, most, personality, social, social behavior, someone, somewhere, telling

• People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

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  19 hours ago

  afraid, behavior, emotion, fear, kind, kindness, people, people pleaser, personality, pleaser, social, social behavior

• Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

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  22 hours ago

  availability, behavior, conversation, drinking, drunk, emotional, emotional availability, emotionally, humor, i, me, please, sober, social, social behavior, stop, talking, taxi, unavailable, why

• Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

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  1 day ago

  1, aging, behavior, even, fear, going, humor, people, scary, social, social behavior, trying, whatever

• I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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  1 day ago

  actually, behavior, confidence, confident, getting, humor, i, intelligence, just, observation, people, person, social, social behavior, stupid, stupid person, think

• It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

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  1 day ago

  behavior, death, die, every, going, humanity, irony, kindness, mortality, nicer, single, social, social behavior, us, weird

• Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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  1 day ago

  attention, aura, aura farming, behavior, checking, distraction, farming, front, funny situation, listening, music, old, old person, people, person, phone, public, public behavior, situation, social, social behavior

• You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

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  1 day ago

  behavior, communication, die, enough, humor, leaving, life, live, messaging, modern, modern life, people, people pleaser, pleaser, read, read receipt, receipt, social, social behavior, start, text, texts

• Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

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  2 days ago

  activity, behavior, business, humor, minding, minding business, own, personal, personal space, sarcasm, social, social behavior, space, unpopular, unpopular activity

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