18 Funny social behavior quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

  Commentary:
  Silence: the greatest gift, and it's budget-friendly too! 😂🤐✨

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  5 days ago

  Share →: May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

  Commentary:
  Karma's got a clipboard, and it's taking notes! 📝😅🐶👶

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  5 days ago

  Share →: If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

  Commentary:
  Guess I’ll have to hide my happiness behind my resting grump face then! 😄🙃

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

  Commentary:
  "Common sense: not so common? 🚫🤔 Guess we're all just walking plot twists! 😂🙃"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

  Commentary:
  "Because maybe my off-key mime is the next viral dance move! 🎧🎤🕺😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, shake what your mama gave you! 🍋💃😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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  Commentary:
  "Public speaker (phone) of the year goes to… no one! 🙉📢🚫😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

  Commentary:
  "When grocery shopping turns into a horror movie: *The Munchies: Chapter 4!* 🛒🌿👻😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

  Commentary:
  🔑🏠 "Ah, the universal magic trick of homeownership: waving your keys in front of a giant house and hoping for the best. If only it were that easy! Maybe we should try waving a toaster at a bank next and see if that works too? 🤷‍♂️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we've got a new public health crisis: "Car-itis"—the mysterious urge to park and peer into that glowing screen! 🚗📱 Maybe they're just trying to see if their cars have feelings too, or auditioning for the next "Fast & Furious: Smartphone Edition." 😂 Who knew parked cars could be the hottest new social hotspots? Remember, folks: your phone can wait—your car might need a break too! 🚙✨

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