36 Funny social behavior quotes

• Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.

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  7 days ago

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• Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

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  1 week ago

  accent, behavior, day, desert, desert island, drop, feel, gay, humor, island, social, social behavior, stereotype, stranded, survival, thing, voice

• I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

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  1 week ago

  behavior, genre, house, house music, humor, i, introvert, joke, listen, music, music genre, only, personality, social, social behavior

• There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

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  1 week ago

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• My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

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  1 week ago

  behavior, boomer, bring, complaint, courtesy, etiquette, item, knows, most, nobody, party, social, social behavior

• Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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  1 week ago

  behavior, care, fun, humor, introvert, just, know, privacy, social, social behavior, too

• I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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  1 week ago

  allowed, behavior, house, humor, independence, own, permission, social, social behavior, surprise

• Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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  1 week ago

  behavior, example, humor, i, kindness, mouth, random, sarcasm, self-deprecating, shut, silence, social, social behavior, sometimes, wit

• May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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  1 week ago

  animals, attitude, behavior, children, courtesy, exactly, humor, kindness, life, manners, patience, respect, same, sarcasm, senior, social, social behavior, store, treat

• If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

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  1 week ago

  behavior, bragging, happiness, happy, humility, humor, keep, know, likes, sarcasm, self-control, social, social behavior, yourself

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