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30 Funny social behavior quotes

Funny social behavior quotes 😂💬 shine a hilarious light on the quirks and awkward moments we all experience when mingling with others 🤝😅. Whether you’re at a party, stuck in small talk, or just people-watching, these witty gems remind us that socializing doesn’t have to be serious—sometimes it’s just about laughing at ourselves and the unexpected moments life throws our way 🎉🤣. Ready to smile and relate? Let’s dive in!

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

Posted on3 hours ago3 hours ago

People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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