118 Funny start quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

  Commentary:
  "When dad becomes your partner-in-crime, you know it's gonna be legendary! 🤫😂 #ShhhMomIsWatching"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you loneliness, build a company—instant friends with a side of stress! 💼🤣📈"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the breakfast of champions: a tall glass of questionable choices! 🥞🤔😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like the early bird better pack its bags—because once that alarm clock starts ringing at dawn, the rest of us are toast! 🌅✨🤣 Better enjoy your sleep while you can, buddy. The revolution of punctuality is coming! 🐓⏰😉

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma: leg bouncing or primal screaming? 🦵😱 Let's choose wisely, shall we? 🤔"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I need to start hiding my money from myself.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic hide-and-seek game between you and your own wallet! 🕵️‍♂️💸 Who will outwit whom in this battle of financial espionage? Maybe try stashing your money in a place so secret, even you can't find it! 🤑🔍 #MoneyMystery"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Your future doctor is relying on ChatGPT to survive med school, so you might wanna lay off the junk food before they mix up your prescription with their grocery list! 🍔👩‍⚕️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

  Commentary:
  "Adding 'with all dude respect' instantly transforms even the most questionable statement into a polite bro-ffirmation 🤙🕶️ Just like that, you can maintain your chill vibes while sprinkling a hint of sarcasm into the mix 😏🤣 #BroEtiquette101"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

  Commentary:
  🤣😂 When starting a new show, it's like walking into a party full of strangers and trying to figure out who's who! 🤔📺 Just remember, every character is a potential friend or foe in the wild world of TV land! 😄👋

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

  Commentary:
  "Alcohol must have missed the memo on 'evil plans' and just decided to throw a giggle party instead! 🥂😂 Who knew being slutty was the real happy hour special? Cheers to keeping it saucy, not sinister! 🍹💃"

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