48 Funny while quotes — Wordgag ツ

If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

2 months ago2 months ago

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

2 months ago2 months ago

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

2 months ago2 months ago

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

2 months ago2 months ago

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

2 months ago2 months ago

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

2 months ago2 months ago

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

2 months ago2 months ago

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

2 months ago2 months ago

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

2 months ago2 months ago

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

2 months ago2 months ago

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

2 months ago2 months ago

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

2 months ago2 months ago

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

2 months ago2 months ago

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

2 months ago2 months ago

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

2 months ago2 months ago

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

2 months ago2 months ago

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

3 months ago3 months ago