81 Funny whole quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

  Commentary:
  When she ghosts you but keeps hitting refresh on her message app like it's the stock market 📈👻📱

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

  Commentary:
  Felt like an extra in a 19th-century drama, just missing the cameo brooch and dramatic sigh 😂🦴☕

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

  Commentary:
  When your phone gets more screen time than a Hollywood blockbuster 😂📱🎬

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

  Commentary:
  Me too! My idea of fun is knitting a wild new scarf and binge-watching documentaries 😂🧶📚

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  1 week ago

  Share →: How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

  Commentary:
  Trying to adult while still needing a calculator for basic math and singing the ABCs like it's a concert tour 🎤🧮🎶

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

  Commentary:
  Finally, someone found the fast track to my list of new best friends 🤣🚫✈️

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  1 week ago

  Share →: People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

  Commentary:
  Looks like they're stuck in a fraction of their full potential! 🤔🔢😄

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

  Commentary:
  Who knew common sense came without instructions? 🧠🤔📦

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

  Commentary:
  When laziness meets genius: procrastination becomes a superpower 😂🧠📚

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

  Commentary:
  When your life's been sponsored by Anxiety Inc., and you're now on the "Oops, I Ghosted You" tour 🙈📞🎭

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