92 Funny whole quotes

• Just shaved my whole body for Santa.

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  2 days ago

  body, grooming, holiday, humor, just, Santa, shave, shaved, whole

• You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

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  1 week ago

  acquaintance, again, casual, casual acquaintance, chill, day, interaction, life, lol, never, social, social interaction, someone, university, whole

• The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

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  2 weeks ago

  5, am, bed, bedtime, before, book, humor, i, insomnia, late, late night, me, night, night owl, owl, procrastination, read, reading, sleep, sleepy, thing, whole, worth

• Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

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  4 weeks ago

  clarity, hindsight, humor, i, post-standing, post-standing clarity, self-reflection, sitting, standing, time, whole

• What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

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  1 month ago

  age, asking, cook, cooking, friend, humor, learn, pasta, portion, village, whole

• I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

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  2 months ago

  apartment, bad, bad news, clean, cleaning, humor, i, irony, just, love, news, procrastination, sit, Victorian, Victorian widow, waiting, whole, widow

• Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

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  2 months ago

  bro, communication, conversation, ever, excuse, humor, just, life, media, phone, relationship, right, sarcasm, social, social media, technology, texting, time, using, whole

• I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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  2 months ago

  80-year-old, 80-year-old woman, age, aging, being, feel, fun, humor, i, lifestyle, skipping, skipping stage, stage, straight, whole, woman

• How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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  2 months ago

  aid, alphabet, alphabet song, am, childhood, childhood habit, choice, choices, count, counting, decision, decision making, finger, finger counting, fingers, habit, i, learning, learning method, letter, life, life choice, making, memory, memory aid, method, next, sing, song, still, whole

• Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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  2 months ago

  annoying, annoying behavior, behavior, empty, empty seat, everyone, except, full, good, good morning, morning, next, people, right, room, seat, seats, sit, whole

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