98 Funny whole quotes

• Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

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  6 hours ago

  beautiful, beauty, creativity, give, home, just, phrase, poem, sometimes, whole, writing

• When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

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  8 hours ago

  age, amazing, bangers, foods, funny observation, generation, i, kid, lame, middle, middle age, morning, music, nostalgia, observation, people, played, supermarket, whole, Whole Foods, youth

• It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

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  16 hours ago

  actually, dependency, depends, fear, growing, growing up, life, reflection, scary, teenager, well, whole, youth

• Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

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  16 hours ago

  accessory, ask, bring, doubt, every, hell, humor, husband, i, lol, man, me, men, misunderstanding, purse, relationship, scary, something, time, whole, why, women

• Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

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  17 hours ago

  alone, apartment, cause, cleaning, Funny, funny situation, having, humor, i, just, living, living alone, naked, own, place, situation, whole, yourself

• A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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  1 day ago

  again, back, communication, female, ghost, ghosting, relationship, text, texting, time, waiting, whole

• I miss when YouTubers would just record for, like, 20 minutes, and upload the whole thing completely unedited.

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  7 days ago

  20, content, content creation, creation, i, just, minutes, miss, nostalgia, online, online video, record, recording, thing, unedited, upload, video, whole, YouTuber

• I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.

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  2 weeks ago

  advertising, alive, Chinese, Chinese food, commercial, food, humor, i, life, once, seen, whole

• Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

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  2 weeks ago

  average, crazy, game, games, humor, just, life, male, porn, stereotype, think, video, video game, whole, work, works, Zoomer

• If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

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  2 weeks ago

  cooking, dehydration, eaten, food, food question, food science, humor, i, measurement, much, need, onion, onion powder, onions, powder, question, science, whole

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