Funny quotes whole

52 Funny whole quotes

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

5 days ago

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

5 days ago

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

2 months ago

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

2 months ago

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

2 months ago

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

2 months ago

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

3 months ago

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

3 months ago

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

3 months ago

This whole week could have been an email.

3 months ago

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

3 months ago

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

3 months ago

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

3 months ago

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

3 months ago

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

3 months ago

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

3 months ago

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

3 months ago

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

3 months ago

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

3 months ago

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

3 months ago