98 Funny whole quotes

• I miss when YouTubers would just record for, like, 20 minutes, and upload the whole thing completely unedited.

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  1 week ago

  20, content, content creation, creation, i, just, minutes, miss, nostalgia, online, online video, record, recording, thing, unedited, upload, video, whole, YouTuber

• I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.

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  1 week ago

  advertising, alive, Chinese, Chinese food, commercial, food, humor, i, life, once, seen, whole

• Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

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  1 week ago

  average, crazy, game, games, humor, just, life, male, porn, stereotype, think, video, video game, whole, work, works, Zoomer

• If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

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  1 week ago

  cooking, dehydration, eaten, food, food question, food science, humor, i, measurement, much, need, onion, onion powder, onions, powder, question, science, whole

• I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

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  1 week ago

  account, adulting, age, bank, bank account, being, buy, Christmas, family, family gift, feel, finance, gift, gifts, hate, holiday, holiday shopping, humor, i, money, obligation, shopping, support, where, whole

• Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

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  1 week ago

  built, crypto, dumb, enough, finance, humor, investment, irony, people, realize, scheme, self-awareness, stupidity, too, whole

• Just shaved my whole body for Santa.

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  1 week ago

  body, grooming, holiday, humor, just, Santa, shave, shaved, whole

• You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

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  1 week ago

  acquaintance, again, casual, casual acquaintance, chill, day, interaction, life, lol, never, social, social interaction, someone, university, whole

• The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

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  1 week ago

  5, am, bed, bedtime, before, book, humor, i, insomnia, late, late night, me, night, night owl, owl, procrastination, read, reading, sleep, sleepy, thing, whole, worth

• Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

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  1 week ago

  clarity, hindsight, humor, i, post-standing, post-standing clarity, self-reflection, sitting, standing, time, whole

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