44 Funny working quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive Print-on-Demand House Service! The printer whisperer in action – providing on-demand printing magic for that ONE crucial piece of paper. 🖨️💫 Just don't forget to give the printer a farewell pat for a job well done until next year! 🤣 #Printaholic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

  Commentary:
  "5pm on a Friday mood: 'Call me a McDonald's ice-cream machine because I'm not working… just like the machine! 🍦😂 Who else is ready for some chill time?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like we've got a social butterfly in the making here! 🦋🎉 After-work events, you say? Sounds like a fine balance between being productive during the day and letting loose at night! 🌃💼 Let's just hope those "activities" don't involve too many trust falls… or mandatory karaoke sessions! 🙈🎤 Enjoy the benefits of combining work and play, my friend!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the universe needs some IT support! 🌌💻 Maybe it's stuck in a cosmic loop, time for a reboot! 🔄🌠 Who do we call for intergalactic tech support? 👾📞"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like they couldn't handle your 'pharmily' charm 😂 Maybe they were just jealous of your pun game 💊👨‍🔬 Better luck with your next job where they appreciate your dose of humor!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the enigmatic engine light – the ultimate paradox! 🚗💡 Must be working overtime to keep us guessing! 😆 #CarTroubles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the spirit of Christmas tilted more than just your tree! 🎄😂 Your wife may have uncovered your secret past as a world-renowned architect. Who knew decorating could reveal hidden talents? 😉🎅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical transformation that occurs when the boss utters those dreaded words – 'You should be working.' 🧙‍♂️ Suddenly, a totally different, more productive (but slightly less fun) version of yourself emerges. It's like a superhero origin story, except with less crime-fighting and more spreadsheets. 💼 #WorkModeActivated"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

  Commentary:
  "Just sprinkle some espresso into the holy water, it's the perfect blend of caffeine and blessings ☕️💦 #DivineAwakening"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like everyone wants a piece of the American dream, but shhh, don't mention the broken bits! 🤫✈️ #immigrationwoes"

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