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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

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When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Spreading quickly via X:

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Reported on WeChat:

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

Reported on Reddit:

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

Just landed via Slack:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Reported on WeChat:

I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

Going viral on Twitch:

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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29 Funny workplace humor quotes

Funny workplace humor quotes 😄 are the secret ingredient to transforming a drab office day into a laugh-filled adventure! Whether you’re navigating awkward Zoom calls 🤦‍♂️ or battling the Monday blues 🥱, these witty gems can instantly lift spirits and spark joy. Perfect for sharing with colleagues or posting on the break room bulletin board, these quotes will have everyone chuckling and bonding over shared experiences. Ready to tickle your funny bone? Let’s dive into the hilarity! 🎉

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1 week ago
Share →: Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Commentary:
Applying all my hut skills to become the ultimate Hut Manager! 🍕🕶️🏕️
1 week ago
Share →: I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

Commentary:
I'm still waiting for that raise from my inner HR department! 😂💼💸
1 week ago
Share →: Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Commentary:
That level of commitment deserves a tick of approval… or maybe a sticky note reminder! 😂📋🖊️
1 week ago
Share →: I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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Navigating adulting like it's an advanced-level video game and I accidentally skipped the tutorial 😅🎮📈
1 week ago
Share →: I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Commentary:
"Applying for jobs with a *tear*-rific twist! 😂👕💪 #HulkHoganInTheOffice"
1 week ago
Share →: Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

Commentary:
"Welcome to the thrilling world of corporate hide-and-seek! 🤫🕵️‍♂️📎 #MasterOfLookingBusy"
2 weeks ago
Share →: The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Commentary:
"Efficiency is just a fancy word for 'congratulations, here’s more work!' 🎉🗂️🤣"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Commentary:
"Finally, a way to explain those mystery work emails to your significant other! 😂👔 #OfficeFamily"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Commentary:
"Level up your heist skills: become a Time Bandit! 🚽⏰🤣"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

Commentary:
"Guess it's time to update the resume to include 'Professional Office Gymnast' 😂🏃‍♂️🦋 #ZoomiesUnleashed"

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Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

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Seen just now on Threads:

People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Just shared via WeChat:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

Spotted on Reddit:

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Shared recently on Threads:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Spotted on Telegram:

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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