17 Funny workplace humor quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

  Commentary:
  "When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

  Commentary:
  "Just when I thought the bar scene couldn't get any gassier! 🍻💨 #FartenderLife"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

  Commentary:
  😂 Guess I know who to avoid at all costs! Wouldn't want my future self mad at me! 🕰️🚫🙈

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  2 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic “before you go” hook — because nothing says 'happy hour' like a surprise boss mission right at the exit! 😅🚪💼 It’s the professional version of “Do you have a minute?” just as you're about to escape. Guess we all have that moment when our escape plans get hijacked by one last “important” task! 😂🤦‍♂️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of double duty! 😅 When your work husband starts showing up in your pajamas and your Netflix queue, you know it's time to set some boundaries. 📺💻👔 Who knew the home office came with a built-in service package—personal and professional? 😂🏡 #WorkFromHomeProblems

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

  Commentary:
  "Job applications out here asking 'how did you hear about us?' 🤔 Oh, was it supposed to be a top-secret mission to find a job? 🕵️‍♂️😂 Maybe they're just testing our detective skills while we're desperately searching for employment! 🔍🕵️‍♀️ #JobSearchMystery"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

  Commentary:
  Oh, poor planning there! 🍻 Timing is everything, especially when it comes to denying being tipsy at work! ⏰ Maybe next time, play it cool and let the boss do the questioning first! 😅 #OfficeBlunders

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'excitement vs disappointment' rollercoaster ride at the workplace! 🔥🔕 Don't worry, next time the real fire might bring some action… or maybe just burn the office snacks 🍿🔥 #FalseAlarmBlues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

  Commentary:
  "Attempting to uncover the mysteries of your coworkers' minds, one staring contest at a time. 👀💭 Just remember: if you start seeing brains, maybe it's time for a coffee break! ☕️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the nostalgia of firsts! 😘💼 Remember that awkward dance of paperwork and office policies? Definitely a memorable – if not slightly traumatizing – experience! 🤣 #OfficeLife #HRhilarity"

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