34 Funny workplace humor quotes

• I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

  ---

  1 week ago

  boss, employee, found, Funny, gone, hr, humor, i, joke, joke gone wrong, management, office, tell, told, workplace, workplace humor, wrong

• If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

  ---

  1 week ago

  always, cold, conspiracy, humor, little, lizard, lizard person, office, people, person, working, workplace, workplace humor

• Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

  ---

  1 week ago

  career, career joke, comparison, employment, experience, help, humor, humorous, humorous comparison, hut, job, job humor, joke, know, pizza, pizza hut, retail, retail job, sunglass, sunglass hut, think, work, work experience, working, workplace, workplace humor

• I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

  ---

  1 week ago

  being, boss, humor, i, independence, lot, me, motivation, paid, salary, self employment, should, workplace, workplace humor

• Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

  ---

  1 week ago

  before, daily, daily routine, day, draw, etiquette, every, everyone, exaggeration, goodbye, humor, i, interaction, joke, little, me, routine, sarcasm, say, social, social etiquette, social interaction, tick, work, workplace, workplace humor

• I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

  ---

  1 week ago

  adult, adult life, adulting, career, feel, humor, i, life, management, manager, promotion, quick, quick promotion, too, underqualification, workplace, workplace humor

• I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

  ---

  1 week ago

  business, career, career change, change, half, hogan, Hulk, Hulk Hogan, humor, i, job, job search, looking, mean, motivation, new, relief, ripping, search, shirt, shirt ripping, short, story, stress, stress relief, workplace, workplace humor

• Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

  ---

  1 week ago

  boredom, first job, humor, job, lack, lack of task, normal, nothing, office, office work, task, work, working, workplace, workplace humor

• The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

  ---

  1 week ago

  efficiency, employment, ethic, humor, lesson, me, office, office humor, productivity, taught, work, work ethic, workload, workplace, workplace humor

• Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

  ---

  1 week ago

  boss, employee, employees, hierarchy, humor, joke, last, last name, management, name, office, office joke, should, take, workplace, workplace humor

All funny workplace humor quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌