12 Funny workplace humor quotes

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

Telling my boss I wasn't drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues' eyes to check if you really can't see the back of their skulls.

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My boss doesn't want dogs in the office. But he didn't say anything about alpacas.

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025