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33 Funny workplace humor quotes

Funny workplace humor quotes 😄 are the secret ingredient to transforming a drab office day into a laugh-filled adventure! Whether you’re navigating awkward Zoom calls 🤦‍♂️ or battling the Monday blues 🥱, these witty gems can instantly lift spirits and spark joy. Perfect for sharing with colleagues or posting on the break room bulletin board, these quotes will have everyone chuckling and bonding over shared experiences. Ready to tickle your funny bone? Let’s dive into the hilarity! 🎉

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

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My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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33 Funny workplace humor quotes

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.