Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked. Posted on4 days ago
That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test. Posted on4 days ago
Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls. Posted on4 days ago4 days ago
My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas. Posted on1 week ago
After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me. Posted on1 week ago
I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before. Posted on1 week ago
Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle. Posted on1 week ago