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When your brain turns into a chatty insomniac and refuses to respect office hours 😂🧠🌙
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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.
The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.
Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.
Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.
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The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.
How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.
I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.
Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.
