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I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

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My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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Funny adventure quotes celebrate the thrill, the unexpected turns, and the downright hilarious moments that make every adventure memorable! 😂🌍 Whether it’s getting lost on purpose, conquering a mountain (or just a staircase), or trying something new with mixed results, these quotes remind us that the journey is often way funnier than the destination. Here’s to making memories — and laughing all the way through! 😆🚗✨

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Share →: Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

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Ah, yes, nothing like choosing your own adventure just to discover you've picked the scenic route to Regretville! 😅🗺️🤦‍♂️
2 weeks ago
Share →: Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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Looks like caffeine has met its match—initiating survival cardio mode! ☕️🏃‍♂️💀
2 weeks ago
Share →: It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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Eating dirt: the original "organic" diet. 🌿🤔💁‍♂️
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Share →: If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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Into the unknown like a curious cat! Just hope it's not a portal to Monday morning. 🚪🐈‍⬛✨
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Share →: I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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Arrr matey, I'm in! Just as long as there's WiFi on the ship for posting selfies with the kraken 📱🌊🦑
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Share →: If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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"Blindfold archery: Where the real challenge is finding out what you just destroyed! 🎯😂 #AddingAdventurousTwist"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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"G'day, mate! Nothing like a hearty kangaroo stew after a hopping good workout! 🥊🐨🥘"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

Commentary:
"Bad ideas: Where the fun begins and the regrets form a band! 🎸😂🤷‍♂️"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Commentary:
"At least you don't have to deal with dragons or jewelry issues! 🧙‍♂️🔥💍😂"
2 months ago
Share →: People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Commentary:
"Just trying to find inner peace with sushi and sakura blossoms! 🍣🌸✈️ #EmotionalSupportTrip"

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

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I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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