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Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

I don’t flirt. I just say weird things and hope you interpret them romantically.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

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It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

Just shared via Telegram:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Seen just now on Twitch:

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Spotted on Messenger:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

Seen just now on Messenger:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Just landed via Discord:

This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

Trending via Discord:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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Social Media Stars ⭐

13 shares on Facebook this month:

For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

53 shares on X this month:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

Being alive and sentient has been the worst thing to have ever happened to me.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

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Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

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My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

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Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

Seen just now on Messenger:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I was dropped as an adult.

Just landed via WeChat:

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Freshly posted on Discord:

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

Making waves on Slack:

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

Going viral on Threads:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Going viral on WeChat:

Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

Just shared via Twitch:

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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