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92 Funny adventure quotes

Funny adventure quotes celebrate the thrill, the unexpected turns, and the downright hilarious moments that make every adventure memorable! 😂🌍 Whether it’s getting lost on purpose, conquering a mountain (or just a staircase), or trying something new with mixed results, these quotes remind us that the journey is often way funnier than the destination. Here’s to making memories — and laughing all the way through! 😆🚗✨

Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

Posted on1 day ago1 day ago

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Posted on6 months ago

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Posted on6 months ago

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

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