Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

I’m ready to try another planet.

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.