36 Funny avoidance quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

  Commentary:
  Taking applications for a professional "un-meet" service! 😂🙈 #LifeInWitnessProtectionMode

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

  Commentary:
  "Classic Carl, always ruining a good flight. 😂💀🦗"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

  Commentary:
  "When your grocery list suddenly includes 'stealth mode' and 'invisibility cloak'… 🥷🥬😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being a homebody was actually an advanced social strategy? 😂🏠 #WinningAtIntroversion"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

  Commentary:
  "When your problems realize they aren't getting any attention and decide to ghost you instead 😂🙌 #MasterOfAvoidance"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

  Commentary:
  "Math and I had a 'complicated' relationship, so now it's just 'subtracting' from my life! 😂➖📚"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

  Commentary:
  "Life motto: Ain't nobody got time for queues longer than my attention span! 🏃‍♂️💨 #QueueExitStrategy"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the perfect way to keep that social distance intact! 😂🧹🚗 Keep those neighbors at bay with the power of cleanliness – next up, lawn mowing the living room! 🌿🛋️ Just remember, a well-vacuumed driveway is the key to a peaceful, neighborly existence. You might just start a new trend in unconventional cleaning techniques! 💡

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

  Commentary:
  "Attending a DaBaby concert for some much-needed solitude – because nothing says 'me time' like being surrounded by a crowd of hyped up fans! 🤣🎤 #LonelyAtTheConcert"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you're consistent in your approach – avoiding personal problems and tests like a pro! Who needs solutions when you've got great evasion skills?"

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