I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them. Posted on7 hours ago
Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else. Posted on4 days ago
Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me. Posted on4 days ago
Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there. Posted on4 days ago