17 Funny cook quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

  Commentary:
  Ah, breakfast chefs in the morning are just overachievers with spatulas! 🥓👨‍🍳🍳

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

  Commentary:
  Pasta crime alert 🚨 Breaking spaghetti? That's a pasta-tastrophe! 🍝🤣

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  7 days ago

  Share →: The recipe I’m making specifically says “allow to cook undisturbed,” and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the only thing cooking undisturbed tonight will be my patience! 🍳😅👨‍🍳

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

  Commentary:
  "Decisions, decisions… Looks like my to-do list just got a plot twist! 📚🍕🧽 #Priorities"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

  Commentary:
  "Manifestation level: Chef's Kiss! 🍲✨ Let's hope he doesn't come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

  Commentary:
  "Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I'm bringing blueprints to the date. 🏡👷‍♀️🍳"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

  Commentary:
  When the chef's got the looks and the skills, who needs words? 🍳😏🔥

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the siren song of temptation leading to a steamy demise! 🔥🚿 Beware of the waters that hold more surprises than a mystery novel. Some showers are not for the faint of heart but for the brave souls willing to risk a spontaneous sauna session. Proceed with caution, or you might end up as a well-done dish instead of a relaxed bather! 😅🔥"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the eternal struggle of adulting – the never-ending dilemma of 'What's for dinner?' Forget climbing the career ladder or paying bills on time, mastering the art of nightly meal decisions is where the true test lies. Who knew that adulthood would be 80% decision fatigue and 20% pretending to have it all together in the kitchen? Bon appétit, fellow adults, may your pantry forever be stocked and your recipe inspiration never run dry!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive chef who believes in making a grand entrance – not just with the aroma of their cooking, but also with the symphony of clanking pots and pans! Who needs a full kitchen orchestra when you've got this culinary maestro in action?"

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