Funny quotes cook

Funny cook quotes

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

1 month ago

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

1 month ago

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

2 months ago

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

2 months ago

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

2 months ago

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

3 months ago

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

3 months ago

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

3 months ago

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

3 months ago

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

3 months ago