21 Funny cook quotes

• I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

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  18 hours ago

  3, afternoon, cook, day, dinner, grandma, humor, i, old fashioned, relaxation, rest, sit, used, why

• Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

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  1 day ago

  afford, band, bands, concert, cook, hire, humor, machine, should, smoke, smoke machine, wife

• I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

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  1 week ago

  cook, cooking, humor, i, kitchen, less, love, mess, much, one-pot, one-pot recipe, pot, recipe, things, trying

• What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

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  2 months ago

  age, asking, cook, cooking, friend, humor, learn, pasta, portion, village, whole

• Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, addiction humor, break, break time, breaks, cook, every, gambling, give, hour, humor, i, job, job break, jobs, minutes, only, parlay, should, smoking, time, why, work, work humor

• People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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  2 months ago

  before, breakfast, cook, cooking, going, humor, mature, maturity, me, morning, morning routine, people, routine, too, work

• Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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  2 months ago

  away, before, break, breaking, cook, cooking, food, half, humor, i, italian, joke, kitchen, pasta, spaghetti, tradition

• Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

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  2 months ago

  chores, clean, cook, daily, daily task, decision, decision making, grocery, humor, humor quote, i, laziness, making, okay, procrastination, reading, shopping, task

• Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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  2 months ago

  accidentally, attraction, chemistry, cook, cooking, crush, date, emotional, emotional intelligence, emotionally, hot, humor, intelligence, intelligent, man, manifestation, serendipity, staring

• I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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  2 months ago

  build, building, comedy, comparison, cook, cooking, expectation, gender, gender roles, guy, hate, house, house building, humor, i, irony, relationship, roles

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