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When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.
IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.
Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.
Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.
I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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1 month ago
Share →: Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Commentary:
"Manifestation level: Chef's Kiss! 🍲✨ Let's hope he doesn't come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀"
1 month ago
Share →: I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Commentary:
"Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I'm bringing blueprints to the date. 🏡👷‍♀️🍳"
2 months ago
Share →: Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

Commentary:
When the chef's got the looks and the skills, who needs words? 🍳😏🔥
3 months ago
Share →: Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Commentary:
"Ah, the siren song of temptation leading to a steamy demise! 🔥🚿 Beware of the waters that hold more surprises than a mystery novel. Some showers are not for the faint of heart but for the brave souls willing to risk a spontaneous sauna session. Proceed with caution, or you might end up as a well-done dish instead of a relaxed bather! 😅🔥"
3 months ago
Share →: Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the eternal struggle of adulting – the never-ending dilemma of 'What's for dinner?' Forget climbing the career ladder or paying bills on time, mastering the art of nightly meal decisions is where the true test lies. Who knew that adulthood would be 80% decision fatigue and 20% pretending to have it all together in the kitchen? Bon appétit, fellow adults, may your pantry forever be stocked and your recipe inspiration never run dry!"
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive chef who believes in making a grand entrance – not just with the aroma of their cooking, but also with the symphony of clanking pots and pans! Who needs a full kitchen orchestra when you've got this culinary maestro in action?"
4 months ago
Share →: I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't have your wine and eat it too? This chef knows the secret ingredient to a good meal – just keep pouring until the food tastes as good as the chef feels!"
4 months ago
Share →: When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Commentary:
"Whoever said a way to a man's heart is through his stomach clearly never dated a man who can cook! 🍳🔥 Forget red flags, give me a chef any day! 😄👨‍🍳 #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Commentary:
"IKEA should pay us for the DIY workout we get assembling their furniture! 💪🔧 It's like a puzzle with a side of sweat equity – where's my discount for all this effort?! 🛋️🍳 #DIYstruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Commentary:
Oh, so your smoke detector moonlights as a critic, huh? 🚨👨‍🍳 Must be giving those Gordon Ramsay vibes with all that yelling! 🔥😂 Looks like your cooking really has a flair for the dramatic! 🤣🔥 #KitchenDrama