20 Funny cook quotes — Wordgag ツ

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

7 hours ago7 hours ago

Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

1 month ago1 month ago

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

2 months ago2 months ago

People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

2 months ago2 months ago

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

2 months ago2 months ago

The recipe I’m making specifically says “allow to cook undisturbed,” and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

2 months ago2 months ago

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

2 months ago2 months ago

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

4 months ago4 months ago

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

4 months ago4 months ago

Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

4 months ago4 months ago

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

6 months ago

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

6 months ago

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

Feb 25, 2025

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Feb 25, 2025

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Feb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Jan 25, 2025

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

Jan 25, 2025

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Jan 23, 2025

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Jan 23, 2025