Funny deception quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, talk about taking 'being the life of the party' a bit too literally! 😅🔎🚔 #PlotTwist"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

  Commentary:
  "Totally agree! Just texted Batman about it 😂🦸‍♂️🎤"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

  Commentary:
  "Guess true love really *is* priceless—or at least requires a 6-digit PIN! 👑💌💸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless strategy of deception for success – seems like some people take it to heart a little too enthusiastically! 🤥💼👨‍💼 Just remember, honesty is still the best policy…unless you have political ambitions, apparently! 🏛️🤣 #TruthIsOptional

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

  Commentary:
  "Teaching valuable life lessons one snack at a time. 🤫🍪 Because sometimes a little white lie is necessary for the greater good…of our taste buds! 😋 #SnackGate"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of creating chaos through strategic gossip fodder! 😏 Mixing it up like a cocktail of conflicting information, watch the drama unfold as your friends play a high-stakes game of 'He said, she said!' 🍹🔥 Just remember to grab some popcorn and enjoy the show! 🍿😂"

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