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Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Slack:

Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

Making waves on Messenger:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Going viral on Instagram:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Seen just now on YouTube:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Making waves on Messenger:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

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17 shares on YouTube this month:

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

14 shares on Discord this month:

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

17 shares on X this month:

Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

January is the Monday of the year.

99 shares on X this month:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

93 shares on Slack this month:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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The biggest difference between my toddler and me is that if I had poop on my butt, that’d be priority #1.

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Spotted on Messenger:

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

Seen just now on Discord:

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

Making waves on Reddit:

“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

Shared recently on X:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Making waves on Slack:

Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

Spotted on Threads:

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

Going viral on Instagram:

I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

Breaking via Threads:

In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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