13 Funny deception quotes

Funny deception quotes bring a cheeky twist to the art of trickery 😜💡 Whether it’s playful fibs or clever misdirection, these witty lines make lying look like a hilarious game 🎭😂 Perfect for sparking laughs and keeping things light, dive in and enjoy the fun side of fooling around! 🎉🤫

I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m a…

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So true! It's like they think they're in an episode of "Dumb and Dumber," but I'm more like Sherlock Holmes with a WiFi connection! 🕵️‍♂️🔍😄

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of…

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Who knew witches could multitask like this? Guess I'll stick to spells and leave the drama to the pros! 🧙‍♀️💔😅

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

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Just updating my resume to include "Professional Unicorn Tamer" and "Champion of Procrastination" 😂🦄📄

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.”…

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I knew my thesaurus addiction would eventually pay off! 📚😅 #WhyUseGPTWhenYouHaveJargon

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m…

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When you catch a liar in the act, but they still think they're in the Olympics of deception 🏅😒🤦‍♂️

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they ca…

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Who knew that going incognito in love was the key to eternal intrigue? Just call me "Mystery McMysteriousface." 🕵️‍♂️💘

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,…

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"LOL, people dropping 'greatest hits' remixes of betrayal since forever! 🎶🙃 #PlotTwist"

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops…

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"Wow, talk about taking 'being the life of the party' a bit too literally! 😅🔎🚔 #PlotTwist"

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling B…

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"Totally agree! Just texted Batman about it 😂🦸‍♂️🎤"

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nige…

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"Guess true love really *is* priceless—or at least requires a 6-digit PIN! 👑💌💸"