Funny deception quotes

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  3 days ago

  View →: Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.
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  3 days ago

  View →: It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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