Funny elevator quotes

Funny elevator quotes lift the mood and bring a chuckle to even the most mundane rides. 🛗😆 Whether it’s a witty observation about those awkward moments or playful puns that play on the ups and downs of life, these quotes make every ascent and descent a bit more entertaining. Get ready to elevate your humor with some lift-worthy laughs! 😂🚀

4 weeks ago
View →: Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.
1 month ago
View →: Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.
2 months ago
View →: My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.
4 months ago
View →: If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.
5 months ago
View →: Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.
5 months ago
View →: Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.
5 months ago
View →: Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.
5 months ago
View →: Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.
5 months ago
View →: Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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