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"Ah, yes, the elusive and rare human manifestation of a headache, talkative, demanding, and ever-present. 🤯💆♂️ Beware, approach with caution, and keep aspirin close by at all times!"
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- I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.
- (Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?
- Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?
- If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?
- Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.
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"Ah, the eternal struggle of the sleepless souls: yearning for sweet slumber, but thwarted by the elusive sandman! 😴💤 Maybe sleep is just playing hard to get 🤔 or perhaps it's rebelling against our bedtime tyranny! 😆 Stay strong, weary wanderer, for the dreamland awaits you someday… hopefully! 🌙✨" -
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"Feeling so tired that even your exhaustion needs a nap? 💤 Sounds like you're on the fast track to becoming a professional sleeper! 😂💤"
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- If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”
- Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.
- Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.
- Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?
- Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.
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