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It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

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I like you because we hate the same people.

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Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

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Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

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At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

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They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Just shared via Slack:

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

Going viral on Threads:

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

Just landed via Reddit:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

Shared recently on Slack:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

Going viral on Threads:

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

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Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

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Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

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Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

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28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

33 shares on X this month:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

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Broadcasted on Discord:

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Just landed via Facebook:

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

Making waves on YouTube:

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

Freshly posted on X:

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

Going viral on Discord:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Trending via WeChat:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Spotted on Telegram:

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Just shared via Messenger:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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