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65 Funny hair quotes

Funny hair quotes add humor to the everyday struggles and triumphs of hairstyling! πŸ’‡β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚ From witty remarks about bad hair days to playful comments on wild hairstyles, these quotes capture the fun and frustration that come with maintaining your mane. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the lighter side of hair care! πŸ˜„βœ‚οΈ

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I love how one day my body just decided β€œYou know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Posted onJan 25, 2025

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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