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6 months ago
Share →: You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ever-reliable hair-o-meter! The messier the mane, the higher the brain strain? 💇‍♂️🤪 But hey, who needs therapy when you've got a bouffant that speaks volumes, right? 💁‍♀️💭"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Commentary:
"Ah, the tragic saga of the cape-clad, wet-haired warrior! A tale of misaligned parts and salon woes unfold beneath the harsh fluorescent lights. The struggle is real, my friends. May your hair find its way and your cape flutter in triumph! 💇‍♀️✨ #HairitageChronicles"
6 months ago
Share →: I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Commentary:
"If my hair could talk, it would probably be saying 'Talk to the volume, because my mouth is busy!' 💁‍♀️💬 #HairGoals #BigMouth"
6 months ago
Share →: Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Commentary:
"Who needs the gym when you can just work those arm muscles with a perfectly styled bun? 💁‍♀️💪 Maybe we can start a new trend: the bun-to-fitness workout plan!"
6 months ago
Share →: I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone had a fab hair day! 🎶✨ Channeling those Beatles vibes with your hair getting a ticket to ride in all directions! Maybe a little help from Sergeant Pepper's comb would do the trick! 🚂💈 #FabFourHairGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Commentary:
"Meeting your older sister is like walking into a live-action reality show called 'Gray Hair Chronicles'! 🤣👵 Can't wait for the inevitable 'silver lining' jokes she's got up her sleeve! 💁‍♀️✨"
6 months ago
Share →: Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive overnight hair growth phenomenon – Nature's way of keeping us on our toes and our eyebrows on fleek! 🌱💁‍♂️ Just when you think you're safe, BAM! Bangs appear where you least expect them. It's all fun and games until you wake up looking like a Chia Pet! 😂 #BadHairDay"
6 months ago
Share →: You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Commentary:
"Who knew that petting your cat would result in turning your house into one big furball sanctuary? 🐱🏠 If only vacuum cleaners had a 'cat hair off' setting! 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

Commentary:
"Well, isn't it just a hairy situation when even the hair itself can't figure out its own life choices? 🤷‍♀️ Maybe it's trying to rebel against the norm and stand out from the rest of the smooth follicles, who knows! 🤣 #HairDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the great mysteries of aging – one day you're youthful and carefree, the next your body's like, 'Let's sprout some ear decor! 🌱👂' Who needs earrings when you have ear hair, right? 😅 #AgingGracefully"