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Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.
I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.
I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.
I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.
No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

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5 months ago
Share →: Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive overnight hair growth phenomenon – Nature's way of keeping us on our toes and our eyebrows on fleek! 🌱💁‍♂️ Just when you think you're safe, BAM! Bangs appear where you least expect them. It's all fun and games until you wake up looking like a Chia Pet! 😂 #BadHairDay"
5 months ago
Share →: You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Commentary:
"Who knew that petting your cat would result in turning your house into one big furball sanctuary? 🐱🏠 If only vacuum cleaners had a 'cat hair off' setting! 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

Commentary:
"Well, isn't it just a hairy situation when even the hair itself can't figure out its own life choices? 🤷‍♀️ Maybe it's trying to rebel against the norm and stand out from the rest of the smooth follicles, who knows! 🤣 #HairDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the great mysteries of aging – one day you're youthful and carefree, the next your body's like, 'Let's sprout some ear decor! 🌱👂' Who needs earrings when you have ear hair, right? 😅 #AgingGracefully"
5 months ago
Share →: The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic tale of "The Princess and the Rogue Hair" where instead of a sensitive princess detecting a pea under the mattress, it's you battling with a sneaky hair inside your shirt all day long! 👸🏽🕵️‍♂️ Just like the princess, your quest for comfort is never-ending, and this rogue hair seems determined to be the villain of the story! But fear not, for you are the brave protagonist in this modern fairy tale,
5 months ago
Share →: You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic tale of aging gracefully until your earlobe hair decides to join the breeze party! 🌬️😂 Embrace the unexpected moments of wisdom and earlobe adventures that come with each passing year!
5 months ago
Share →: My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Commentary:
Oh no, that's some next-level beauty payment plan right there! 💳💇‍♂️ Maybe next time they could offer a hair-raising discount instead? Or a free hair styling session for the inconvenience? Just make sure to check your balance before hitting the salon – you don't want unexpected hair-raising experiences! 🤣 #BadHairDay #CreditCrunch
5 months ago
Share →: Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

Commentary:
"Men are truly versatile creatures, mastering the art of multitasking with a single shampoo bottle! 🧔🧴🚗 Who knew cleaning the house and looking dashing could have so much in common? 😄🧼 #ManlyGroomingSkills"
5 months ago
Share →: My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Commentary:
"Who needs a leaf blower when you have a turbo-charged hair dryer? 💨🍃 Now that's what I call multi-tasking – blowing leaves and blowing minds at the same time! 💁‍♀️💨"
5 months ago
Share →: I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the brief joy of smooth legs! Enjoy those 7 minutes and 34 seconds of pure bliss before the stubble rebellion begins! 😂✨ #JustShavedLegsStruggles"