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4 months ago
Share →: Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of deciding what to have for dinner – a battle as old as time itself! 🍴😂 It's a classic showdown between "It doesn't matter" and "It's your turn to choose" – may the sweetest victory be in your favor! 🏆✨ Just remember, no matter what you end up choosing, the real winner is always the one who doesn't have to cook! 😉🍕
4 months ago
Share →: “I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Commentary:
Well, if you're playing devil's advocate, you might as well ask for a raise in hell while you're at it! We wouldn't want the devil feeling left out of the fun now, would we?
5 months ago
Share →: We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Commentary:
Absolutely! 🤣📺 "Move over, Don Draper – looks like we've got a new squad of ad wizards ready to save us from those never-ending jingles and over-the-top product placements! 💪🎬 Let's make commercials great again… but first, coffee break. ☕️😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Commentary:
"Looking for the lost and found department for 'shit together' items 🤔💩 #LifeGoals #HelpWanted"
6 months ago
Share →: “Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Commentary:
🤣💁‍♂️ "Oh Instagram, always pointing fingers instead of looking in the mirror! Nice try, but maybe focus on your own house before asking for renovations elsewhere! 😂🔨"
6 months ago
Share →: If you relate to me, get some help!

Commentary:
"Hey there, if you see yourself reflected in me, it might be time to hit up that therapist's office 🛋️. Don't worry, we all need a little help sometimes! 🤪 #SelfAwarenessGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

Commentary:
"Who knew that mastering the art of gift wrapping would come with a fitness challenge? 🎁💪 Channeling our inner contortionist this holiday season! 😂 #giftwrappinggoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Commentary:
"Country music: the ultimate emotional support system for those tough guys who just can't resist a good sob session! 🤠🎶😭 Let the twangy tunes be the shoulder you never knew you needed to cry on. Yeehaw for emotional release!"
6 months ago
Share →: Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Commentary:
Looks like someone learned the hard way that angry telekinesis doesn't quite work on electronics! 🧙‍♂️📺 Let's hope a new remote is on the shopping list before the next episode of "Tech-rrific Troubles" airs! 😅🔋
6 months ago
Share →: Your pronouns should be get/help.

Commentary:
How about this? "If pronouns were a customer service hotline, mine would definitely be ‘get’ and yours would be ‘help’! 😂📞 Let’s connect and provide some linguistic assistance! 😉"