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Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

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(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

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I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

Live now on Reddit:

I’ve been blocked by better.

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I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

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If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

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This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

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I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

1 day ago

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Last night’s dream could have been an email.

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If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

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Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

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Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

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Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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WW3 is either gonna happen so fast you sleep through it, or it’s gonna last for the rest of your life.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

97 shares on X this month:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

42 shares on WeChat this month:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

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Hold on, let me overthink this.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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Spreading quickly via WeChat:

“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Trending via Messenger:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Breaking via Slack:

At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

Making waves on Messenger:

Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

Going viral on Pinterest:

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

Spotted on YouTube:

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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