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5 months ago
Share →: Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Commentary:
"Imagine if overthinking burned calories 🤯💭💪 We'd all have abs of steel from endless mental marathons! 💪🔥 But alas, here we are, still pondering life's mysteries while snacking on chips 🤷‍♂️🍟 #OverthinkersUnite"
5 months ago
Share →: If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Commentary:
"Hey, if you're gonna critique my driving, do it from a safe distance – like the sidewalk! 🚗💨 Just saying, it's hard to focus on road rage when you're riding my car like a hood ornament! 😂 #DrivingDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Commentary:
🍻 “Hear ye, hear ye! It’s time for the official unveiling of the ‘Tipsy Furnishing’ concept! Where meatballs and merriment meet flat-pack furniture – because who doesn’t want their Gjörfbunkle to come with a side of brewski wisdom? Cheers to the genius who knew the true path to assemble-y bliss!” 🛋️🍺
5 months ago
Share →: Being insane should at least burn calories.

Commentary:
Isn't it disappointing that all that insanity doesn't even come with a free gym membership? 🤪💪 Maybe the key to weight loss is just a little bit of crazy! Who needs HIIT workouts when you've got mental breakdowns, am I right? 😂
5 months ago
Share →: Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Commentary:
"Oh, taking action? You mean like taking out the trash or taking on responsibility? 🙄 Yeah, that sounds about as fun as taking a nap… Wait, actually, taking a nap sounds way better. 😂 #ProcrastinationQueen"
5 months ago
Share →: I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Commentary:
"Oops, my phone just wants to capture its own beauty! 📸😄 Clearly, it's a big fan of its own wallpaper! 📱🌟 #ScreenshotBlunders"
5 months ago
Share →: “You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'psychopath' accusation – but hey, at least I've got direction in life! 🚶‍♂️ Meanwhile, someone needs a GPS to find their way out of chaos! 🗺️😂 #SortYourLifeOut"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Commentary:
📚😏 "Reading a book in public is like a public performance – you've got to hit that page 140 mark to avoid any judgmental side-eye! Because let's be real, flaunting the cover without the progress is like serving the appetizer without the main course! 😉📖"
6 months ago
Share →: At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Commentary:
"Trying to navigate through the day like a pro at the 'Inappropriate Thoughts Olympics' 🏅. Who knew that suppressing 80% of your inner comedian would be considered a full-time job? 😂 #KeepingItPG #MasterOfRestraint"
6 months ago
Share →: People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the mark of intelligence is clearly having riveting conversations with oneself! 🤓💬 Who needs external validation when you've got the most brilliant mind in the room, right? 🧠💁‍♂️ Just remind yourself of that the next time you catch yourself chattering away solo. 😂 #Self-proclaimedGenius"